BONNIE: Hey Zach, what does Santa give bad kids?
ME: Well, he used to give bad kiddos coal.
ME: Now, he gives bad kids multiple stab wounds.
MIKE: Holy shit.
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Instead of Coal
BONNIE: Hey Zach, what does Santa give bad kids?
ME: Well, he used to give bad kiddos coal.
ME: Now, he gives bad kids multiple stab wounds.
MIKE: Holy shit.