Female!Phone Guy: Zach help meee
Me: what's wrong?
Female!Phone Guy: well besides the obvious arrow in my head, everybody picks on me
Me: oh well I have a spell I use all the time that shows people how you feel
Female!Phone Guy: what kind of spell?
Me: just show them your boobs!
Female!Phone Guy: Wh—
Me: JUST SHOW THEM YOUR BOOBS!
Female!Phone Guy: AaaAaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
