PURPLE GUY: [stabs me with a sword]
ME: rude
ME: ..
ME: ...
ME: .......
ME: You gonna want this back? [points at sword in my stomach]
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Sword
PURPLE GUY: [stabs me with a sword]
ME: rude
ME: ..
ME: ...
ME: .......
ME: You gonna want this back? [points at sword in my stomach]