Me: guys guys I have a child now
hannahwhite2949: yooooooo
Jeremy: zACH DID U BIRTH THAT KID
Me: u m
Me: w h y
Jeremy: dID YOU
Me: probably not
HomestuckNamedAli: they look like a weeaboo
Me: yes but they are my child now
Neko-Haylee123: o
Me: yeah
Neko-Haylee123: they're like an early Christmas present lmao
hannahwhite2949: yo man Holy fuck
Me: yeeee
djfreddy13: do they know how to use a gun
Me: idk
Jeremy: how do you not know this they are your child
Me: I'm a bad parent
