Mike: (Teaching Sex-Ed because regular teacher isn't there and he has to cover for them) Turn to page 69–
Me and the squad: (start laughing)
Mike: ...
Mike: Anyways so on this page we will be learning about the anatomy of a penis–
Me: (does one of those really sexual moans)
Mike: I'm gonna call your parents you're the worst student ever Zacharie
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