PURPLE GUY: Zach, what were you born as?
ME: I was born AWESOME.
PURPLE GUY: ...WHAT are you?
ME: Iceland and Norway's adopted parent.
PURPLE GUY: Yeah but.. What's in your pants?
ME: Wanna come back to my place and find out? ;)
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Being Non Binary Like
PURPLE GUY: Zach, what were you born as?
ME: I was born AWESOME.
PURPLE GUY: ...WHAT are you?
ME: Iceland and Norway's adopted parent.
PURPLE GUY: Yeah but.. What's in your pants?
ME: Wanna come back to my place and find out? ;)