Jeremy: So we have a problem...
Me: Hm?
Jeremy: You kinda, like, took the last blanket in the house and I need it.
Me: Oh, I know what will solve this problem!
Jeremy: Wh—
Me: Magic Metal Pipe of Pain! (Holding a lead pipe)
Jeremy: (SCREAMS)
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Magic Metal Pipe of Pain!
Jeremy: So we have a problem...
Me: Hm?
Jeremy: You kinda, like, took the last blanket in the house and I need it.
Me: Oh, I know what will solve this problem!
Jeremy: Wh—
Me: Magic Metal Pipe of Pain! (Holding a lead pipe)
Jeremy: (SCREAMS)