ME: [SCREAMS]
JEREMY: [SCREAMS WITH ME]
MIKE: What the fuck?
ME: IT'S SomeProxyNamedAli BIRTHDAY TODAY!
PURPLE GUY: Okay.
FREDDY: [KICKS OPEN THE DOOR] DID SOMEBODY SAY BIRTHDAY?
CHICA: [FUCKING CRASHES IN THROUGH THE WALL WITH BONNIE, GOLDEN FREDDY, AND FOXY]
MANGLE: [COMES IN BY FALLING THROUGH THE CEILING WITH MARIONETTE AND BALLOON BOY]
SPRINGTRAP: [COMES IN BY MAKING THE WINDOW EXPLODE]
SomeProxyNamedAli: [walks in] Whoa what the fuck
EVERYBODY: [SCREAMS "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" VERY FUCKING LOUDLY]
JEREMY: [RUNS AND THROWS CONFETTI ON SomeProxyNamedAli AND THEN KISSES HIM]
SPRINGTRAP: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE
MIKE: They're already in love tho
SPRINGTRAP: [ANIMATRONIC SCREECH] KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE
GOLDEN FREDDY: YOU CALL THAT A SCREECH??
GOLDEN FREDDY: [ANIMATRONIC SCREECHES AT JEREMY AND SomeProxyNamedAli SAYING "YOU TWO SHOULD FUCK"]
ME: [fUCKING SMASHES GOLDEN FREDDY'S HEAD IN WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER]
CHICA: I MADE A PIZZA BIRTHDAY CAKE
CHICA: [GIVES IT TO ALI]
SomeProxyNamedAli: [EATS LIKE HALF OF IT AND GIVES THE OTHER HALF TO JEREMY AND THEN FUCKING THROWS THE BOX AT GOLDEN FREDDY]
GOLDEN FREDDY: [DIES]
ME: Mmm qué dices
