Phone Guy: Now, you (points at me) say something nice about Jeremy.
Me: Jeremy... Jeremy, test results have come back and YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
Audience: (Bursts out laughing)
Phone Guy: ....
Jeremy: (Dances happily) WOOO!
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You Are Not The Father
Phone Guy: Now, you (points at me) say something nice about Jeremy.
Me: Jeremy... Jeremy, test results have come back and YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
Audience: (Bursts out laughing)
Phone Guy: ....
Jeremy: (Dances happily) WOOO!