Mr. Noodle Arms
JEREMY: Hello I am Mr. Noodle Arms
JEREMY: [makes his oversized sweater sleeves do the thing where they move and hit people]
Housekeeping
MIKE: [in a hotel or whatever its called]
HOUSEKEEPING: [comes in] I'm here to clean-- why are you in Pikachu footie pajamas?
MIKE: oh god
Starbucks
SomeProxyNamedAli: Want anything from Starbucks?
JEREMY: Three more hours of sleep.
Emoji Penis
PURPLE GUY: [looking for a penis emoji to send to Mike]
PURPLE GUY: all I want is a emoji penis goddamnit
Boobs
PHONE GUY: I remember when I saw my first pair of boobs.
PHONE GUY: ...
PHONE GUY: ...
PHONE GUY: ...
PHONE GUY: ...
PHONE GUY: ...
PHONE GUY: I didn't like it.
