Same shit as last chapter. Read that note over again and shit. Just basically same and skips to points in game and also main character. Also:
Me = Dave (Or whatever the fuck his name was)
Jeremy = Sissy
Purple Guy = The Crooked Man
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Me: (Walks into house)
Me: why the fuck is there writing on the wall
Me: I came home to rest not to have a heart attack
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Me: (Goes into the basement of the hotel [I think it was one, the one where Dave first saw the Crooked Man?)
Me: (Uses lighter light, sees the Crooked Man/Purple Guy)
Me: shit fam you alright
Purple Guy: (Grabs my ankle)
Me: BITCH THESE ARE SOME NEW CHUCK TAYLOR CONVERSE FUCK YOU YOU BETTER CLEAN MY FUCKING SHOES
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Jeremy: (Plays the piano)
Me: (KICKS IN DOOR)
Jeremy: fUCK ME
Me: 1. That was really bad piano playing
Me: 2. Gladly ;)))
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Jeremy: I lost the box my ex gave me
Me: oh you mean the ex I stole
Jeremy: you cunt
Me: you could call me Mr. Steal Your Boy
Jeremy: fuck you
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Me: (scREECHES)
Me: WHY ARE WE FIGHTING IN THE BAR
Purple Guy: (Doesn't say shit just comes after me and tries to hurt me)
Me: (SCREECHES AND THROWS ALCOHOL AT HIM [I FORGOT HOW THE FIGHT WENT KMS])
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Me: hey slut I found the box
Jeremy: thanks bitch
Me: my name is Mr. Steal Your Boy tho
Jeremy: fuck you you're going to hell fuck you
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Me: why am I listening to this recording lmao-
Me: FUCK
Me: WHY IS IT SAYING SHIT LIKE I'M COLORBLIND AND SHIT-
Me: WAIT I WAS GOING TO BE A PILOT?
Me: THIS RECORDING KNOWS MORE ABOUT MY PAST THEN I DO
