ISH MEH BIRTDEH!

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It's meh birthday eberyponeh!And now I vill nawt tel ye meh age but ye shal guezz meh age instead!

HINT:I'm younger than 18 but older than 11.

Anivay,imma do samthing stoopeed!Imma mix 3 anime's togeda!Da anime's are Fairy Tail,Attack on Titan,and Diabolik Lovers (Watch them...I DARE YOU!)

*Slayer is running around throwing waffles,skittles,and potatoes everywhere*

Sting:What's up with her?She's even w-

Slayer:IT'S MEH BIRTHDAY!!!

Levi:You called me here...JUST FOR THAT!?

Slayer:*walks up to Levi*Dun be liek dat,I wuv you Heichou!

Levi:Tch.Damn brat.

Slayer:*pouts*Fine,you won't be gettin' anything from me,it's sad,I bought a lot of cleaning stuff just for you y'know *fake crying*

Sting:Lab u bae,lesh go eat ice cream,I bought some JUST FOR US.

Levi:Tch.

Slayer:I no lab u if u act liek dat,APOLOGIZE.

Sting:C'mon bae,he won't be apologizi-

*Kou grabs Slayer*

Kou:Happy birthday,M Neko-chan

Sting:Heey!Stop stealing bae,she mine!

*Ayato grabs Slayer from Kou*

Ayato:Oi,Chichinashi,happy birthda-

Levi:BACK OFF!SHE'S MINE!

Sting:NO SHE MINE!

Kou:You promised you'd spend time with me,ne,M Neko-chan?So,SHE'S MINE.

Ayato:Oi,Chichinahi,he's a Mukami,you better BE MINE,atleast i'm a REAL vampire

Sting:Real vampire,my ass!I'm an effing DRAGON SLAYER!I KILL DRAGONS!

Levi:I kill TITANS!AND I'M WAY SHORTER THAN YOU!BEAT THAT!

Kou:Well I gave her a pretty damn great nickname!

Ayato:I SUCKED HER BLOOD FIRST,SO SHE'S MINE.

Sting:I had sex with her LONG before she met you!SHE'S MINE!

Levi,Ayato,and Kou:WHAT!?

Sting:Believe it!

Slayer:...what the hell is going on...

Levi:Screw you!

Ayato and Kou:How 'bout you let her choose!?

Levi and Sting:Oh...okeh...

Sting:Bae,pick me,I gave you Nutella when you wanted it,remember?

Levi:Brat,pick me,i'm like the awesomest one here,just wait and see the amount of inline comments this line will get,ALL of them agreeing with me

Ayato:Pick me,I treated you good,didn't I?

Kou:M Neko-chan,surely i'll be chosen,I gave you roses...

*all of them stare at you intensely*

Slayer:*gulp*I...pick...

WELL THAT WRAPS IT UP FOR MY BIRTHDAY XD!

-Acnologia_Slayer-



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