Kik (Lauren/You)

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loloregz: okay so? I have a dick

finahdinah: strap-on's don't count

allycat: where's my holy water?

camilalovesbananas: I AM LIKE 12

moniloves: I'm just gonna go listen to Queen B...

finahdinah: wait, you like Beyoncé?

moniloves: who doesn't?! I got a signed photo of her for my birthday one year 😭

finahdinah: YOU LUCKY ESS! DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!

moniloves: I guess so 💁🏾

camilalovesbananas: Norminah is so real 😭

loloregz: I ship it, and I'm not talking about a strap-on. I was actually born with one.

finahdinah: oh...

camilalovesbananas: oh...

allycat: oh...

moniloves: oh...

obama: oh...

the pope: oh...

santa: oh...

the easter bunny: oh...

y/n: WHAT?!