Kik (Lauren/You)

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finahdinah: hoi who the fuck is Kian and why is he commenting heart eyes on Y/N's selfies on Instagram

finahdinah: AND WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DELETE ALL PICTURES WITH LAUREN

loloregz: we broke up

finahdinah: WHAT

finahdinah: Y/N YOU FUCKING LEFT LAUREN FOR SOME FUGLY ASS LIL PUTO THAT PROLLY HAS A TWO INCH DICK

moniloves: I OUTTA CUT YOU

camilalovesbananas: MY SHIP BETTER NOT HAVE SUNK I WILL JOIN MANI IN CUTTING YOU

allycat: SAME

y/n: Lauren I hate you so much

loloregz: 😂

y/n: she's fucking joking

loloregz: that's payback for the thing Jc bitch

finahdinah: WHO THE FUCK IS JC

y/n: he's a friend, just a friend

loloregz: that she joked about having a crush on her 😒

y/n: I said I was sorry! ):

loloregz: sorry ain't gonna cut it

y/n: then what will

loloregz: come to the kitchen and find out

finahdinah: KITCHEN SEX

finahdinah: STILL WONDERING WHO TF KIAN IS

loloregz: he's gonna be her fake boyfriend

moniloves: when tf did this happen

y/n: my parents came over the other day and rudely interrupted Lauren and I and my mom kept hassling me about being single and shit so I agreed to go out with Kian but he already knows about Lauren and he's helping us out

finahdinah: that's all he better be doing or else I'll attach that nose ring to my car and drag his has

moniloves: you're not allowed to drive

finahdinah: shut up

moniloves: 😂

finahdinah: but why did you delete all of your pictures with Lauren?

y/n: my mom made me give her my Instagram name and I had to delete them ): but I left all the cute candids of her, just edited the captions

finahdinah: but why the heart eyes?

y/n: to make it more believable

finahdinah: ahhh I see

y/n: yes, now if you'd excuse me, you were right about the kitchen sex. Gtg

finahdinah: FACETIME MANI AND I

moniloves: WHERE ARE CAMALLY

allycat: phone sex

finahdinah: BITCH