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*two days later*

moniloves: my baby is fine now 😊

moniloves: sorry I've been M.I.A. these past days, I've been taking care of her

loloregz: you good, we understand

camilalovesbananas: glad you're feeling better cheechee

finahdinah: thanks chancho

allycat: same DJ 💛

y/n: now y'all can start working on my god child

finahdinah: stfu 😂

y/n: 😂

finahdinah: what have we missed?

allycat: Y/S/N is real now

finahdinah: WHAT

moniloves: WHAT

finahdinah: oH MY GOD

moniloves: THE GODS HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS

y/n: she's messing with y'all 😒

loloregz: i wish she was telling the truth 😩

finahdinah: ALLY YOU BITCH

camilalovesbananas: watch it Hansen

finahdinah: WHAT WHAT?! Your girl got my hopes all up that our ship has sailed 😩😩

camilalovesbananas: okay that was a low blow babe

allycat: I'd like a low blow right now 😏

camilalovesbananas: gtg

finahdinah: I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, I AM SO HERE FOR FUCK GIRL ALLY

moniloves: SAME BABE

allycat: aye 💁

moniloves: no but seriously ally, that wasn't cool 😩

allycat: I'm sorry 😂

allycat: but Lauren has been sleeping over Y/N's since the last time we spoke because she "can't find" her nightlight

y/n: what up with the quotation marks?

allycat: oh nothing

camilalovesbananas: 🐸☕

y/n: aren't you supposed to be giving Ally a blow job?

camilalovesbananas: gtg

finahdinah: AM I GONNA HAVE A GOD CHILD

y/n: I'm pregnant, you didn't know?

y/n: Lauren magically grew a dick and fucked the hell out of me and I called her Papi

loloregz: oh god

loloregz: please call me papi

loloregz: SHE FUCKING DID IT

loloregz: OH MY GOD

loloregz: NO NOPE GTG I CSNT BREATHE

finahdinah: Y'ALL ARE TOGETHER RN?

loloregz: YES AND I NEED TO LEAVE

moniloves: she finna go jack off 😂

loloregz: ...... maybe

y/n: oh my god 😂

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Hey fam it's Misfit_Lovatic here, posting these for Lissa. Shes not gonna have wifi for a few days sadly, but enjoy her bomb updates now anyway. Adios 🌙

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