Kik (Lauren/You)

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y/n: next time you decide to give me a bunch of fucking hickies please do them in places no one but you can fucking see

y/n: these things are impossible to cover up and I have work in 20

loloregz: you weren't complaining when you were moaning in my ear

y/n: I know but still babe 😩 you knew I had to work today

loloregz: 😏

y/n: you did that on fucking purpose didn't you

loloregz: gotta show that little bitch Max from work that you're taken

y/n: babe

y/n: he's fucking gay 😂

loloregz: WHAT

loloregz: but he was starring at your ass the last time I visited and being all touchy

y/n: he's gay but he admires all genders asses because come on, ass is amazing

y/n: especially mine

loloregz: so true 😩😍

loloregz: fuck I'm sorry, you should have told me

y/n: I didn't even know you were jealous

loloregz: I'm not jealous!

y/n: there's a guy Brad that always tries to get with me

loloregz: who is fucking bread

loloregz: I'll kill him

y/n: mhmm, you're not jealous

loloregz: shit up

y/n: make me

loloregz: when I get home I will 😏

finahdinah: FACETIME

y/n: HOW THE FUCK DID SHE GET HERE

y/n: THIS ISNT EVEN THE GROUP CHAT

finahdinah: a captain has their way 😏

loloregz: you're creepy af

finahdinah: not as creepy as this bread guy

y/n: I'm gonna go disappear faster than his upper lip did because I'm already late for work

y/n: gtg

y/n: I'll see you at home babe

loloregz: okay baby

finahdinah: "home" Y'ALL LIVING TOGETHER

finahdinah: DAMN LESBIANS MOVE FAST