Natasha: Ow >.<
Clint: It's your own fault.
Natasha: It is not.
Steve: Yes it is.
Natasha: It's Thor's fault.
Bruce: In all fairness, you attacked him.
Natasha: He stole my poptarts, that gives me full rights to attempt to murder him
Bruce: And you threw him off the side of a building and started shooting at him, lets call it even...
Natasha: Stealing poptarts gives me legal rights for attempted homicide didn't you hear me the first time
Natasha: Also he threw Mjolnir at me
Bruce: Building. Side of. Threw off. Guns. Boom.
Natasha: Your point is?
Bruce: Self defense.
Natasha: Yeah sure, whatever you say
Tony: He smashed through my bar
Steve: Which one?
Tony: The 15th one. I was going to have a party there.
Natasha: Oh, boo hoo. Get over it, hon
Clint: Ok, everybody's calm now, that's what matters.
Steve: Where's Thor?
Cowering in terror.
Tony: Who was that?!
Natasha: You were the one who started the chat, shouldn't you know?
Clint: So who do you need me to shoot
Steve: Um, Clint, we don't know who it is, we don't have to shoot them. Yet.
Tony: It must of been a glitch, can we get back to the subject of the bar now?
Bruce: It must of been, there's nobody else in the group.
Natasha: Unless it's a stupid prank.
Natasha: Cough cough Tony cough cough
Tony: Subtle.
Spidey Widey: Tony damn it
Steve: Really, Tony?
Tony: Yes.
Steve: Stop.
Tony: Why would I listen to a freeze dried bundle of team spirit wrapped up in a star spangled ballet outfit?
Clint: oooooOOH
Spidey Widey: Imma go die of laughter now
Star Spangled Ballet Butt: Tony!
Star Spangled Ballet Butt: TONY!!
Clint: Please apply water to that burn.
Star Spangled Ballet Butt: I have my shield with me.
Star Spangled Ballet Butt: And shut it, Flappy Bird.
Tony (Steve's a loser!): That's not very patriotic, now is it.
Tony (Steve's a loser!): Stevey Wevey?
Tony (Steve's a loser!): Steve?
Tony (Steve's a loser!): Hello?
Tony (Steve's a loser!): ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )
Spidey Widey: Run for your life.
Tony (Steve's a loser!): I'm sure he wouldn'a;dflk jaoiwr
Clint: Uhhh Tony?
Natasha: This should be fun
Bruce: What happened?
-Tony has left the group-
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