Tony: Guys, is anybody else getting random texts about some Civil War...?
Clint: *slowly raises hand*
Natasha: *furiously raises hand*
Steve: I'm getting texts. Am I supposed to raise my hand too?
Steve: Here, let me try. *raises hand in a manner as to represent an emotion*
Steve: Why are none of you saying anything?
Steve: ...?
Steve: Guys?
Thor: I THINK THAT THE OTHERS ARE CONVEYING THEIR LEVEL OF HOW VERY DONE THEY ARE WITH YOU BY IGNORING YOU
B) Swag Spider: Hey guys, just got here!
Tony: You're on my team
B) Swag Spider: Wut
Tony: These texts are saying that you appeared for 2 seconds and you're on my side
B) Swag Spider: I'm so confused
Tony: So, squirt, nice to see 'ya.
Steve: Don't call him squirt
Tony: Why not? He's small and young
Steve: Just because he's smol doesn't mean you can be a condescending idiot
Natasha: OOOOOOOOH DAMN
Clint: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Bruce: ARE YOU ALL GOING TO IGNORE THAT STEVE JUST PROPERLY USED THE WORD 'SMOL'?!
Natasha: HE DID HE DID!
Clint: WOO HOOOOOOOO!
B) Swag Spider: I don't know what teams you are referring to but why the heck would I be on YOUR team? Steve is so much more awesome right now
Steve: Why thank you
Tony: STAR SPANGLED BALLET BUTT, YOU ARE GOING DOWN
STONYSHIPPER145: If you know what I mean >:)
Steve: Who the hell are you?!
Tony: And how did you get into this group text...?
STONYSHIPPER145: This other fan online invited me
Tony: ...
Tony: Out. Now.
STONYSHIPPER145: BUT YOU'VE GIVEN ME PROOF THAT STONY IS CANON
Natasha: Well you guys do exchange heart eyes quite often
STONYSHIPPER145: HEY YOU SHIP IT TOO!!!! EVEN WITH THE CIVIL WAR MOVIE COMING OUT IN MAY YOU TWO ARE TOTALLY IN LOVE
Steve: WHO EVEN INVITED YOU
Clint: Probably wasn't me
Natasha: Or me
Tony: WHAT THE HECK YOU TWO
Clint: We didn't do it
Natasha: Nopity nope nope nope
Tony: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Bruce: Wooooah, calm down there.
Steve: WHY ARE YOU GOING THIS TO ME
Not A [ CENSORED ] Dish Soap: Ok, ok, ok. It was me.
Tony: YOU STUPID AVOCADO
Thor: YOU SHOULD MOST LIKELY CHANGE YOUR NAME VERY QUICKLY, BEFORE THE CAPTAIN OF AMERICA SEES IT AND GETS UPSET
Not A Bad Word Dish Soap: Noted.
B) Swag Spider: I'm still confused over here
Not A Bad Word Dish Soap: Oooooh, hey there bae!! ;)
B) Swag Spider: Please stop hitting on me
Not A Bad Word Dish Soap: ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
B) Swag Spider: Not agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
Steve: Hey, I was NOT going to object to your username.
Bruce: ... Really??
Steve: ...
Steve: OK JUST A LITTLE BIT BUT COME ON DID YOU SEE IT
Natasha: You can't hide your true nature
STONYSHIPPER145: Still here and watching this conversation >:D
-Tony has removed STONYSHIPPER145 from the chat-
Clint: Hey Natasha check your texts
Natasha: Wh- ooooooh. Ok. >:D
Clint: Got it?
Natasha: Got it.
A Pool of Dead: What's goin' on? Me and the hot one can help if you're pulling a prank.
Tony: But I'm the one they're probably pulling a prank on
A Pool of Dead: Wasn't talking about you, although you do have a veeeeeery nice butt.
Tony: Thank you. Thank you very much.
A Pool of Dead: ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) Not as good of a butt as Mr. Spider over there, though. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
B) Swag Spider: HELP ME PLEASE
Steve: But your butt tho
B) Swag Spider: ... WHY STEVE WHY
Steve: I was just acknowledging. It had to be said.
Clint: It really did.
B) Swag Spider: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
Bruce: You probably should.
Natasha: Butt... butt I can't help it!
Clint: -.- Was that another pun, Natasha?
Natasha: Shhh.
Thor: YOU HAVE A VERY NICE BUTT, MORTAL
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT: STOOOOOOOOP
A Pool of Dead: ;) ;)
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT: YOU'RE ALL WEIRD
-STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT has left the chat-
Bruce: Well then.
Steve: Butt his butt tho
Natasha: *high fives*
Steve: *high fives back*
A Pool of Dead: ;) ;)
Tony: OH MY GOD
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