Julian: Steve, are we still getting coffee this afternoon?
Natasha: IS IT
Natasha: IS IT YOU
Julian: Wait what
Natasha: GUUUUUUUUYS!
Julian: Wait who are you?
Tony: What's happening??
Natasha: It's him!!!
Tony: It's whOHMYGOD
Julian: This was a private text to my boyfriend, who the hell are you guys?!
Tony: WE WON'T HURT YOU WE PROMISE
Natasha: SHHH, DON'T SCARE HIM AWAY
Julian: IS STEVE EVEN THERE
Julian: STEEEEEEEEEVE
Steve: Hi, Julian <3
Steve: Are we still getting coffee this afternoon?
Julian: STEEEEEEEVE THERE ARE RANDOM PEOPLE TEXTING ME
Natasha: OH MY GOD HE SENT A HEART EMOJI IT'S TRUE LOVE
Tony: I'M GONNA THROW A PARTY, THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA, NATASHA
Natasha: OK I HAVE TO GET THE OTHERS
-Maria has entered the chat-
-Pepper has entered the chat-
-Bruce has joined the chat-
-Clint has joined the chat-
-Fury has joined the chat-
-THOR has joined the chat-
-A kitchen chair has entered the chat-
Steve: WHAT THE HECK?!!
Natasha: HAVE YOU PICKED OUT A RING YET
Tony: WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO PROPOSE
Julian: WAT
Steve: GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT PROPOSING!!!!! JULIAN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Clint: What's happening?
Natasha: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
Clint: OMG
Clint: IT'S JULIAN FROM TARGET
Bruce: Julian from Target? Huh? Steve's boyfriend?
Julian: IS ANYBODY HERE OTHER THAN STEVE SANE
Natasha: Yes
Tony: No
Thor: POPTARTS
Steve: JULIAN RUN
Julian: FAREWELL, MY LOVE
Steve: I SHALL SEE YOU SOON
Julian: YOU KNOWETH THAT I SHALL PINE FOR YOUR EMBRACE WHEN WE ARE APART
Maria: IS THAT JULIAN
Bruce: Are they reciting Shakespeare or something?
Pepper: NATASHA, MARIA, IS THAT ACTUALLY JULIAN
Pepper: THE JULIAN?!
Pepper: AS IN JULIAN STEVE'S-BOYFRIEND-FROM-TARGET?!
Steve: FLEE NOW
Julian: I SHALL SEE YOU AT NOON FOR COFFEE
-Julian has left the chat-
Maria: GUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS
Fury: WHAT
Fury: IS
Fury: HAPPENING
Natasha: CHEER UP, GRUMPY, WE JUST MET STEVE'S BOYFRIEND
Fury: LEAVE THE GODDAMN INNOCENT TARGET EMPLOYEES THE HELL ALONE, YOU DUMBASSES
-Fury has left the chat-
Pepper: Rude
-Pepper has renamed the chat: Official Avengers OTP Club: Shipping people, saving things- (subtle Supernatural reference there, ahem)
Natasha: YE
And so the shipping began.
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