Fitz: NATASHA, THANK YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH!!!
Steve: What happened, did she get you another sweater?
Fitz: NO, SHE GOT ME A MONKEY!!
Fitz: Coulson is a bit annoyed at you BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH
Clint: You actually got him a monkey? Like, a real monkey?
Natasha: Yes, a real monkey.
Natasha: You're welcome, my child. ^.^
Fitz: Oh dear.
Fitz: I have to go. Jemma is telling me that Henry just knocked over another computer.
-Fitz has left the chat-
Bucky: hey steve guess what
Bucky: i bought a plum
Bucky: it's a really nice plum
Steve: Good for you, Bucky-boo.
Clint: OML THE STARBUCKS, THE STUCKY!
Natasha: HE CALLED HIM BUCKY-BOO, IT'S TRUE LOVE!
Thor: WHY HAS THE WORD STARBUCKS BEEN MENTIONED? WHY IS IT STUCK? IS THERE A LONG LINE?
Wanda: Thor... Thor no... that's not...
Steve: Guuuuys you need to stop
Natasha: No
Tony: No
Clint: No
Wanda: No
Thor: NO
T'Challa: No
Bruce: No
Peter: No
Bucky: No
Steve: Bucky what
Bucky: what
Steve: what
Natasha: WHAT IS HAPPENING
Tony: Shipping?
Thor: WHERE ARE THE SHIPS?
Tony: Not literal ships.
Bucky: seriously guys this plum is amazing
Steve: I thought you went out to get cake
Clint: Didn't someone say something about Starbucks
Natasha: Coffee
Thor: COFFEE! SCONES!
Bruce: Uh Tony I need you in the lab
Tony: What, why
Thor: LET US HAVE A TEA PARTY
Natasha: CAW CAW CAAAAAAAAW
Peter: GUYS WHAT'S HAPPENING
Bruce: Oh no
Bruce: OH NO
Bruce: THE AUTHOR IS TRYING TO WRITE AT 4 IN THE MORNING AGAIN AND IT'S DESCENDING INTO CHAOS
Tony: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Tony: NO NOT AGAIN
Peter: WHAT AUTHOR
Clint: AMATEUR
Wanda: Hey guys I hear Disney music in the background
Natasha: CAAAAAAAAW
Bruce: A PRINTER JUST EXPLODED
Tony: I SMELL FIRE
Bucky: i accidentally set the plum on fire
Thor: THE TEA PARTY SHALL BE MAGICAL
Steve: MY ROOM IS ON FIRE
Bucky: I THINK IT'S THE PLUM
Wanda: STOP YELLING
Peter: THERE'S A COFFEE STAIN ON MY HOMEWORK
Bruce: ANOTHER PRINTER EXPLODED
Tony: WHY ARE WE ALL TEXTING DURING THIS DISASTER
Bucky: r i p plum
Clint: STOP ABOUT THE PLUM
Deadpool: Hey guys, I'm baaaaaaaaaack!
Natasha: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Steve: MY FOOT IS ON FIRE
Pietro: GUYS I ACCIDENTALLY RAN INTO A POLICE OFFICER AND THEY GAVE ME A SPEEDING TICKET
Wanda: OH, NOT AGAIN
Pietro: SOOOOOOORRRRRRRRYYY
Bucky: I NEED ANOTHER PLUM
Thor: WHERE IS THE TEA AND CRUMPETS
Deadpool: Oooh, completely chaos!! :D Fun!!!!
Steve: CAN SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
Natasha: WHERE'S THE COFFEE
Deadpool: PINEAPPLES!!!!
Peter: SOMEONE JUST THREW A PANCAKE THROUGH MY WINDOW
Wanda: PIETRO CAN YOU JUST PAY OFF THE SPEEDING TICKET
Pietro: NO SO I'M RUNNING AWAY REALLY FAST
Pietro: I THINK I MIGHT BE IN CANADA RIGHT NOW
Pietro: NOT REALLY SURE
Peter: I AM BEING ATTACKED BY BREAKFAST FOODS
Peter: THOR STOP IT
Bruce: WHY ARE ALL THE PRINTERS EXPLODING
Tony: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Natasha: CAW CAW CAAAAAAAAAW SCREECH
Thor: LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOO, LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
T'Challa: This is insanity
-T'Challa has closed the chat-
And now for a question from Thor... :
"I SHALL CALL THE CAPS LOCK ARMY OUT INTO THE OPEN, FOR I MUST KNOW THE ANSWER TO A QUESTION. WHAT COLOR OF NAIL POLISH WOULD LOOK BEST ON MY FABULOUS NAILS? I MUST LOOK TRULY FABULOUS FOR THE HAIR COMMERCIAL THAT I HAVE BEEN HIRED TO DO. THANK YOU, FRIENDS! THE CAPS LOCK ARMY SHALL RISE AND BECOME A GREAT FORCE OF GOOD IN THIS WORLD! FAREWELL!"
And a question from Natasha:
"Describe Mean Girls in the best way you possibly can. I need this for scientific purposes. Like painting the answers on the walls of Tony's room. It's what Clint and I are doing for our next date. Shut up. IT'S ROMANTIC IF I SAY IT IS"
Wow. I actually got to 50 parts in this book. And... is this... is this inspiration? Huh. Woah. I'd literally forgotten what it was like to have inspiration for writing things. Well then. I'm going to just assume that it was the magic of Fitz. You know what? I'm most likely going to start writing some Fitz imagines or something soon (like I don't already have like 6 stories I'm writing right now already). Whatever. Fitz is important. <3
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FanfictionSteve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago an...
