Happy Thanksgiving, anybody who is reading this!
Steve: Hey, I finally got a new phone, Natasha
Natasha: *Ahem*
Natasha: What?
Steve: Oh come on. You know what you did.
Natasha: I only shot it, it's not my fault it broke
Natasha: If must have been a faulty phone
Clint: Tash, you've got be kidding.
Natasha: And I BOUGHT you a new phone, stop complaining. Your other one was out of date anyway.
Tony: Hey guys, I just built a new phone
Bruce: Show off.
Steve: What took you so long?
Tony: I would have taken me five minutes, if not for the OH so helpful Natasha
Clint: What did she do this time?
Natasha: I am a beacon of innocence
Clint: I doubt that
Natasha: No I have a halo I don't know what you're talking about
Tony: She kept hiding in my lab and every time I looked away, she shot something
Natasha: Fun.
Bruce: Nice job, Natasha.
Tony: Ok I just have to ask this, why does everybody want me to die?
Bruce: We don't actually want you to die, we just... want you to be severely maimed or injured.
Tony: BUT WHY, CRUEL WORLD, WHY
Clint: because you're an egotistical jerk
Steve: True dat
Natasha: nO
Thor: MAN OF IRON, I HAVE ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM!
Natasha: YES, IT'S STEVE TRYING TO LEARN INTERNET SLANG.
Steve: #lol
Clint: OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
Tony: MY EYES, MY EYES
Thor: WHAT SHALL I DO WITH MY CAPS LOCK ARMY?
Bruce: Every time, Thor. Eeevery time.
Thor: WE HAVE ASSEMBLED ONLINE.
Natasha: Oh, you mean the fangirls?
Thor: WHY, MAY I ASK, DO SOME OF THEM WISH TO "SOFTLY CARESS MY HAIR"?
Natasha: I'm not sure if you understand
Thor: AND PINCH MY CHEEKS?
Tony: Awww.
Steve: Because you've got swag, yo.
Bruce: Somebody put the poor thing out of it's misery.
Natasha: Somebody please kill me, too, because my eyeballs are attempting to commit suicide with a fork
Clint: stop overexaggerating, u nerd
Steve: Lmao!
Clint: *clears throat* If you'll excuse me, I'm to go and get a fork
Natasha: You know, I don't think I need a fork anymore.
Natasha: STEVE'S TEXTS ARE BAD ENOUGH
Tony: That's true
Thor: FELLOW AVENGERS, I HAVE FOUND A MONSTER!
Bruce: What?
Thor: IT IS VICIOUSLY ATTACKING ME WITH IT'S CLAWS!
Clint: Umm, what is it??
Thor: IT IS SMALL BUT MIGHTY!
Natasha: Please tell me he's not talking about what I THINK he's talking about
Thor: BEGONE, FUZZY BEAST!
Natasha: Oh for the love of god...
Natasha: Thor, just pet it.
Bruce: Wait, is that...
Natasha: The stray kitten I let in. Yes.
Steve: You're kidding, right?
Natasha: Unfortunately, for once I am being 100% serious
Thor: I AM PETTING THE CREATURE!
Thor: THE CREATURE IS NOW CURLING UP AND EMITTING HUMMING NOISES. WHAT DO I DO?
Natasha: That's good. Just keep petting it.
Thor: THE CREATURE IS CUTE!
Natasha: You can keep it
Thor: WHAT IS THE CREATURE?
Natasha: A kitten. A baby cat.
Thor: I SHALL NAME IT... PROFESSOR FURRYMCMITTENS!
Tony: Really?
Clint: are you really going to name it that?
Thor: TIS CUTE!
Natasha: Let the child live his dream
Thor: I AM TICKLING IT'S CHIN! IT SEEMS AMUSED BY THIS!
Tony: Am I the only who's having trouble imaging Thor cuddling with a kitten
Bruce: You most definitely aren't alone.
Clint: Well speak for yourselves, I'm not having any trouble picturing it
Natasha: Hey
Natasha: Hey guys
Clint: What?
Natasha: Guess what?
Steve: What?
Natasha: Guess.
Bruce: I don't know.
Natasha: SCREEEECH!
Clint: This joke is getting older than Steve
Natasha: So is your face.
Natasha: HEHEHE
Tony: Oooh, ouch
Steve: That's offensive
Clint: That hurt... :'(
Natasha: Aw it's ok, I'm (kind of) sorry
Natasha: Just a little bit sorry but it still counts
Clint: I don't know if I can forgive you, you monster
Natasha: I'll give you doughnuts
Clint: ...
Clint: Hey bestie, what's up
Tony: You people are boring.
(Happy Thanksgiving again from one year later)
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