Tony: Gosh dang it
Steve: What is it now, Tony?
Tony: The author says I can't cuss any more
Natasha: The author needs to stop whining about this.
Bruce: Author, stop whining.
Steve: Hopefully the author has gotten the point by now.
Tony: I don't think that they have. They keep changing their mind about this whole thing and then using is as an excuse to completely wreck the fourth wall.
Clint: Can I just have toast?
Natasha: Do you mean my cat, or literal toast?
Clint: Both. Your cat is really fluffy.
Thor: HELLO, MAN OF IRON! I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE!
Tony: Damn it, what is it now?!
Thor: THE TOASTER OF BREAD SEEMS TO HAVE EXPLODED
Tony: WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN SO MANY TIMES?!
Tony: ESPECIALLY WITH THE FRICKIN' TOASTER
Tony: DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MANY REPLACEMENT TOASTERS I'VE HAD TO BUY? BETWEEN YOU AND STEVE, YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME
Steve: I only ruined a couple of them
Thor: I HAVE KILLED MANY OF THE SHINY METAL TOASTER MACHINES
Tony: How did you even break this one?
Thor: I ATTEMPTED WHAT SOME CALL 'SCIENCE'
Thor: THE TOASTER MACHINE DID NOT ACCEPT THE GREEN PAPER CURRENCY THAT YOU HUMANS USE.
Tony: YOU TRIED TO MICROWAVE MONEY??!!!!!!!!
Thor: IT WAS UNSUCCESSFUL
Natasha: Oh, I wonder why.
Bruce: Thor, I marvel at your stupidity. (Aaayyy? Marvel? Get it? Kill me)
Tony: PLEASE TELL ME IT WASN'T MY MONEY
Thor: I DO BELIEVE THAT IT WAS YOUR PAPER CURRENCY, MAN OF IRON
Tony: NOOOOOO
Tony: NOT MY PRECIOUS MONEY
Tony: ANYTHING BUT THAT
Clint: Ok, going to raid one of your bars right now.
Tony: WAIT NO WHAT? STOP
Tony: CLINT NO
Clint: Well, you did say anything but your money. This isn't money.
Natasha: Nice one. I'll help out.
Bruce: So. Hummus. Thoughts?
Steve: Bruce, you ok?
Natasha: Who hurt you
Bruce: I haven't slept in three days
Steve: Just don't buy another train ticket to England or something. We wouldn't want that to happen again.
Thor: BRUCE?
Tony: Yo science bro, what up
Tony: ... I think he might have passed out.
Clint: Otherwise he'd be going to kill you right now.
Natasha: HUMMUS
Clint: nonononONONONO NO NATASHA DON'T DO THIS, NOT AGAIN
Natasha: CARROTS
Clint: NO
Natasha: TOMATOS
Clint: naTASHA DON'T dO THIS
Clint: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU GUYS?!! TONY!!!!! I BLAME YOU!!!
Tony: What is she doing?
Natasha: CELERY
Clint: SHE'S TALKING IN VEGETABLES AGAIN!
Steve: Nope, I'm out
-Steve has left the chat-
-Thor has left the chat-
Tony: Well what do we do
Clint: THERE'S NOTHING
Natasha: BROCCOLI
Clint: WE'RE DOOMED
Tony: Stop being such a drama queen, you're worse than Sirius Black in The Prisoner of Askaban.
Clint: F I G H T M E T O N Y
Natasha: L E T T U C E
Tony: I'm too awesome to deal with this rn
-Tony has left the chat-
Clint: NOOO
Clint: DON'T ABANDON MEEEEEE
Natasha: CABBAGE
Clint: ...
Clint: Hello darkness, my old friend
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