Ruler Of All Puny Humans: I despise all of you.
Natasha: Go away, Tony.
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: I am not Tony.
Natasha: Go away, Nick.
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: I am not Nick...
Natasha: Go away, Clint.
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: I'm not Clint!
Natasha: Then who the hell are you? Because tbh I'm really in the mood to talk to literally anybody at the moment sooo
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: Aren't you going to guess that I'm Thor?
Natasha: Yeah no you're not Thor
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: And how exactly do you know that?
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: How dare you make assumptions?
Natasha: 1. You're not screaming about pop tarts in caps lock 2. you aren't offering me a roll of Tony's initialed toilet paper.
Natasha: Now are you going to tell me who you are
Natasha: Because if not I'm going to go continue watching Netflix
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: I...
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: I can't believe that my brother is actually stupider than I thought he was.
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: I should mark this on the calendar... the day my brother exceeded expectations
Natasha: HOLY SHIT LOKI
Natasha: GUYS
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: Hush, mortal.
Natasha: IMMA FIGHT YOU
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: Haha, how would you POSSIBLY kill me?
Natasha: IDK I'LL CUT YOUR HAIR OR SOMETHING THE POINT IS IMMA FIGHT U
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: NOT THE HAIR ANYTHING BUT THE HAIR
Natasha: Wait
Natasha: Seriously?
Natasha: I guess hair sensitivity runs in the family
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: DON'T COMPARE ME TO THOR, HUMAN!
Natasha: This coming from the person who literally 30 seconds ago wanted me to compare you to Thor?? What's your problem???
Natasha: I mean aside from the fact that you're a murderous, narcissistic asshole
Thor: BROTHER!
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: Oh, what do you want NOW?
Thor: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: I'm not sure why I felt the need to converse with you at weaklings at any point in my life
Ruler Of All Puny Humans: It was a temporary lapse in my judgement. I shall now leave you to continue your miserable existences.
Thor: BROTHER, COME BACK!
Natasha: No, please, let him go.
Thor: BROTHER!!
Natasha: Oh Jesus Christ he just flew by my window
Natasha: WHAT THE HELL
Tony: What's going on now
Steve: Was that Loki flying by?
Clint: What?
Bruce: What?
Natasha: What is happening?
Tony: Did somebody hack the chat?
Thor: BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!
Tony: What?
Clint: What's goin on?
Bruce: Loki?
Nick: LOKI?!
Tony: It's probably under control don't worry about it
Clint: Loki?
Clint: Seriously will somebody please tell me what the frick is going on
Bruce: What's going on?
Thor: MY BROTHER IS LEAVING!!!!!
Tony: It's time for you to stop with the caps lock now Thor
Tony: It's gone too far
Thor: BROTHER! COME BACK! YOU CAN JOIN THE CAPS LOCK ARMY!
Clint: Thor that's not a thing
Natasha: Well
Natasha: I mean
Natasha: It kinda is now
Clint: What do you mean?
Natasha: He put it on social media and naturally the fangirls joined
Natasha: Everybody now appears to be screaming on the internet
Tony: WHAT DO YOU MEEEAN
Natasha: Tony if you just quoted Justin Beiber I s2g
Tony: Uhh heh heh no I didn't idk what you're talking about???
Natasha: Yeah ok you're dead now
Clint: slaaay
Bruce: Go get 'im
Steve: Hooray Natasha! Murder his face!
Bruce: Steve :I what
Steve: I saw it on the internet.
Tony: Please stop immediately
Steve: Lol!
Natasha: Stop this moment young man
Steve: Haha jk!
Natasha: I'm calling the police
Tony: Is it too late now to say sorryyy
-Natasha has left the chat-
Tony: Aw crap
Steve: Lol you're so dead!
Clint: If Natasha didn't actually call the police then I will
Steve: Hip like them young'uns
Bruce: Did you run face first into a wall
Bruce: Again
Steve: Did you just insult me?
Bruce: Just your face and brain.
Tony: GUYS HELP SHE'S TRYING TO GET THROUGH THE DOOR
Clint:
*shits*
Look over there
Clint:
*shits*
It's all the shits I give
Clint: Oh
Clint: Whoops
Clint: They flew away
Clint: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tony: Why do these chapter all end with me almost dying?!
Bruce: Because you're an ass.
Teehee.
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