One thing first... DON'T EVER SPOIL STARS WARS EVER BECAUSE SOMEBODY SPOILED IT FOR ME (DON'T WORRY I WON'T SPOIL IT) BUT I NOW HAVE MINUS 1 FRIEND BECAUSE THEY SPOILED SEVERAL THINGS AND THEY LITERALLY SAID "I FEEL NO REMORSE" AND THEN LAUGHED AND I ALMOST BROKE THE COMPUTER SCREEN BECAUSE YOU DO NOT FREAKING DO THAT EVER BECAUSE IT IS EVIL AND CRUEL AND SOMEBODY WILL PROBABLY KILL YOU. OK?! DEATH! DEATH IT THE PENALTY!!!!!!!!! DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natasha: HELP ME PLEASE STEVE
Steve: What is it, Natasha?
Natasha: IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS AND I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANYTHING FOR CLINT YET
Steve: Um, go to a store?
Natasha: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET
Steve: You know him better than I do...
Natasha: I DON'T WANT TO GET HIM A CANDLE OR ANYTHING
Steve: Then don't get him a candle...?
Natasha: BUT PINE FRESH SCENTINESS
Steve: Natasha
Natasha: VANILLA
Steve: Natasha...
Natasha: APPLE PIE CINNAMON WAFER
Steve: Natasha are you ok?
Natasha: CARPET AND FESTIVE SOCKS
Steve: What
Natasha: DOORFRAMES AND SHOE LACES
Steve: Are you still talking about candles?
Natasha: OF COURSE I'M TALKING ABOUT CANDLES, DUH
Steve: Natasha
Natasha: WARM CAMPFIRES
Steve: That's better.
Natasha: BURNING FLESH OF ENEMIES
Steve: Ok, that's worthy of medical attention.
Natasha: L;KJSD;LFJ A;LSDJF;LASKDJF ASLDKJF ;LAKSJDF
Steve: Natasha no.
Natasha: NATASHA YES
Steve: Just get him a present ok?
Natasha: SHMURR
Steve: No
Natasha: BATTLE WOUNDS
Steve: What?
Natasha: SCARS
Steve: Natasha, you're scaring me...
Natasha: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Steve: Do you need help?
Natasha: SLKDJF A;LSKDJ;FAL;SKDJ FA;LSDKJF
Steve: Ok do you want me to help you figure out what to get Clint?!
Natasha: That would be great, thanks. :)
Steve: Wait a second
Steve: Did you
Steve: Did you just pretend to be crazy to get me to help you get a present for Clint
Natasha: Um
Natasha: Of course not why do you ask???
Steve: ...
Steve: I'm going and hanging out with my boyfriend.
Natasha: WHO IS HE
Steve: No
Natasha: If I ever meet him I'm going to call him "no"
Steve: Bad
Natasha: Can I get Clint a meme for Christmas?
Steve: ...
Steve: No.
Natasha: Wait nvm I found a perfect gift
Steve: Ok, great.
Steve: Natasha...
Steve: Why did I just get a call from Tony saying that someone rented a crane and stole an entire bar from his house...
Steve: The INSIDE of his house...
Natasha: Relax, ok?
Steve: Natasha...
Natasha: I only borrowed the crane ok!
Steve: NATASHA THAT IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE GIFT
Natasha: Shhhhhh, smol child.
-Natasha has left the chat-
Steve: ARGH
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