stages of friendship

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by GummyStories

by GummyStories

every important person in your life started out as a stranger.

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😊Stage One: the nice phase
this phase is strictly compliments, no teasing yet. "ilysm!"

😅Stage Two: the omg am i being too clingy phase
this phase usually involves contemplating if you're bothering them with all of your texts: "omg am I being too much or too weird?"

😉Stage Three: the couple phase
this phase involves where practically everyone thinks that you're perfect for each other, and that you may or not be secretly dating.

😁Stage Four: blunt phase
this phase involves your best friend telling you everything you don't want to hear but 100% need to hear- You: "I miss him." Her: "Fuck that cockwagon, let's go to the mall!"

😁Stage Five: The No secrets allowed phase:
"Don't tell anyone I told you!"
You: "Of course not, never!"
*Screenshots the entire conversation and sends it to best friend*

😶Stage Six: fight like a couple phase
argue constantly over the most stupid things and don't even have to apologize to one another the next day

☺️Stage Seven: fuck everyone else phase
you fight together, talk shit together, and share it with no one else.

😇Stage Eight: inside jokes phase
if anyone were to ever read your text messages, they would think you're both legitimately crazy, insanely perverted, and probably should be locked up.

😏Stage Nine: "I'm outside your house and I'm coming in" phase
seriously there are no boundaries left and you call each other your best friend.

🤗Stage ten: the no convo is off limit phase
Talk about pretty much every subject that would make others blush; sex, drugs, etc.

😚Stage Eleven: the I'm already here phase
"I'm in your house, you left the backdoor open. When are you gonna get home? And can you pick up something to eat? There's no food in your house."

😎Stage Twelve: Mi Family is su Family
"Yeah, I'm going to dinner with your mom, are you coming?" This is the final, most desired form of friendship. May it last long and prosper.

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qotd: what's your best friend's name? what stage are you guys at?

aotd: @MockingEternity stage 12 🙊💦 ily mitchie