Zhao Huan Wan Shui (Banzai Summon)

Chapter 22 - Please Don't Casually Fall For Me

The bright-eyed thief mumbled "ridiculous" and brushed away Yue Yang's hand. She then stood up and turned to leave.

"How is this ridiculous? A man and a woman's romantic passionate love is the most meaningful thing in the world." Yue Yang quickly chased after her, hot on her tail. At the same time, he laughed, "Brother, don't feel embarrassed. If you don't know anything about skills in bed, I can teach you. Even though I don't qualify as being that experienced, we can slowly research the topic together.... If you have anything to say, let's talk it through... Don't take out your dagger."

The bright-eyed thief was fuming with anger, and she began to quickly move.

With a whirl of her hand, the dagger flashed in front of Yue Yang.

Yue Yang stared at the dagger held up against his throat, and meekly raised his two hands up into the air, indicating his surrender.

"Get lost! I'm not the same type of person as you." The bright-eyed thief was trying hard to suppress her urge to kill the brat, as she coldly squeezed out the words through her teeth.

"No way? You don't like women?" Yue Yang said with an extreme expression, "Could you possibly be the legendary chi chi man?"

"What chi chi man?" The bright eyed thief asked in confusion.

"In this world, people are split into 'attackers' and 'defenders'. The attackers are responsible of sowing the seeds, which is arduous work. On the other hand, the defenders are just in charge of moaning in pleasure. This is a comfortable and terrific job.....Aiya, don't hit me." Yue Yang hadn't even finished his words before he had been punched in the face by the bright-eyed thief.

"Let me warn you now, if you see me in the future, you'd better keep your distance. Otherwise, I'll kill you." The bright-eyed thief said indignantly. However, Yue Yang had to admit that this fellow's angry appearance was quite attractive.

There were people like this in the world; no matter whether they were laughing or fuming, their appearances were still extremely attractive.

Everyone couldn't help but to like them.

On the other hand, there were some people that were the complete opposite. No matter whether they were happy or angry, their appearances were always extremely disgusting. People would have no other option but to vomit at their sight. If one looked at their appearance for too long, they'd have the urge to go bang their heads into the wall and kill themselves.

Yue Yang felt that this bright-eyed thief was the former type of person, and one that people would only like more and more. When he saw the bright-eyed thief get angry, he wasn't afraid of her; instead, he smiled even more brightly and said, "Don't worry, I'll hide far away. Otherwise, I'm afraid that a man-lover like you will fall in love with me."

The bright-eyed thief originally wanted to send Yue Yang flying with a kick and then leave, but after she heard his words, she immediately began to question the the brat's sanity.

"What did you say? I'll end up falling in love with you?" The bright-eyed thief repeated, as if she was unable to believe her own ears.

"Of course, such an outstanding and handsome man like me is welcomed by both beautiful men and women. But please take note: although I am loved by everyone, I only like beautiful women. I have no interest towards beautiful men, so please do not fall for me." Yue Yang, nose high up in the air, praised himself complacently.

"...." The bright-eyed thief almost fell flat on her face from hearing these words.

She had met narcissists before, but it was her first time meeting one on a level this high.