[CMPL8] EXONARIOS 2: "Eommaya~"

EXO as a Psychopath

Kris: SPEAK! Can you take me to the Galaxy? Yes or No...No?
*breaks your head like coconut*

Person: Awww... SO cute.. Are you 6 years---
Xiumin: *shots the person in the head 10 times*
Xiumin: I'm 25 motherfucker.

Chen: ONE little TWO little THREE little fingers, FOUR little FIVE little SIX little fingers, SEVEN little EIGHT little NINE, little fingers... I'm cutting the last one. :D
*the person whose fingers he is cutting was screaming while he's singing*

Lay: *stabs you till your death, then asks you why you're bleeding, act then like he didn't do it, got scared, forgets that he's the killer*

Tao: *uses people who didn't buy him things as his test dummies in his martial arts training*

Luhan: I SAID, this HELLO KITTY STATUETTE IS MINE, BITCH!
*hits the little girl in the face while rushing to the counter*

Suho: I heard that you don't like me. But sadly, I want you to be my jagiya, how much are you so that I can buy your life. Answer me or your this hand I'm holding will shoot your parent's head.
*coldless + emotionless face* 

Chanyeol: Nobody. Will. Gonna. Get. You. From. Me.
*carrying a sack behind him, where he put Sandara that he just kidnapped*

Baekhyun: *applying make up*
Person: Dude, you gay?
Baekhyun: *stabs two eyeliners in each person's eyes*

Kai: *slaps your butt*
You: PERVERT!!!
Kai: Me? Pervert? This is, PERVERT..
*squerzed your boobs, then walks away leaving you scarred while he emotionlessly walks away*

Kyungsoo: Speak or you're going to die. Where is Chanyeol?
Rilakkuma Stuff Toy: . . .. 
Kyungsoo: YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME!!  NOW DIE!
*beats Rilakkuma until cotton fibers were out of the toy*

Sehun: . . 
Person: SENPAI... NOTICE ME..
Sehun: *faces the person*
Person: OMFG! He noticed m---
Sehun: *pushed the person towards the running train, blankly watched the person getting run on b the train*