[CMPL8] EXONARIOS 2: "Eommaya~"

PlAyBOy by Exo-Ls

*tone Exo's Playboy*

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Ya~ Pabos... *instruments* *drunk horny jongin chuckled*

Gays~ (oh ohhh)

Ohhhh~ They're.. P.A.B.O.S.

Let's play..

Can we talk about Suho's face, yes his handsome,
But ugly when he cry.
And Kris at Exo showtime, with that chicken,
"Chicken's not his style~"

It's a Lie~
Its a Trap~

But then he ate a bunch, yeah it's a fucking lie..

Jongin's life, Chicken life.
Sehun said, yehet ohorat.

Chorus:
Exo looks so hot as fuck from hell
But if you saw the turth behind their shell
Like mental patients, not getting well.. well... well.. well..

They may look like senpais in anime,
They can be stupid fucks and freakin gays
You might change your mind and what you say... say... say... They're...Gays

Gays..
Pa.. Pa.. Bo
Pa.. Pa.. Bo
Pa Bo
Pa Bo

Pa....

Who would've guess they're so damn hot, at their MVs making you day dream about them..
But if you watch at their selca vids, you could ask yourself why the hell you stan them..

Theres Chanyeol, Baek, and Chen, derpin, trolling around, making fun of the members.
And Kyungsoo, who just came to beat the beagle line, poor Beagle line, Kyung, Hajima!

Gwaenchana?
Gwaenchana?

Soo's choking Baekhyun, yo, Baek, Gwaenchana?

Its okay, we'll call Lay..
Oh shit, he's freaking lost again..

Chorus 2:
Throwback when Tao was in a jungle,
points to coconuts asking "what are those?"
Tao its COCONUTS, not "KEW-KER-NERTS".. Dumb..PAN..DAmb

Lu said he's fucking Manly on TV.
Then why he's obssess with HELLO KITTY..
Xiumin can you stop Luhan with your Buing Buing Buing Buing..

(A/n: oh fuck. rap part, hardest part in paroDying .. well bring it on)

Bridge/Rap Part:

Cute couple, HunHan
Bright couple, SuRis
But do you KNOW?
No you DONT.
Chanbaek Kaisoo are real, XiuChen ChenLay and TaoRis
And a lot to mentions OTPs.

But.. It should be stupid exo that we are talking..

Hey yow, SeKai babies, are the new vocals of exo
SuChenRis?
They are the power dancers of the gang (of the gang)
Baek, Kyungsoo and Luhan will nail you with their power rap..

ChanLayMin will you stop Tao laughing like Hyena??

*instrumental*

Ohhh..
Exo is hot, stupid, kawaii, and gay for each other
But we Exo Ls still love them.

(How we call them?)
MY BABBBBYYYYY..

Chorus:
Exo are living temptations fresh from hell,
But when they act stupid, they're like angels,
Angels you wanna punch straight in the face ace ace ace..

Who wanna put them in a freaking jar?
Lock them up and run into your car
Drive back home and marry these stars stars stars They're Gays

Gays..
Pa Pa Bo
Pa Pa Bo

Do you still wanna stan them?
wipethatdrooldrippingonyourmouththatsdisgustingeww

duup duuuum

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The end..

I hope u caught up with the lyrics  :D
I made this while im on my trip here inside the bus.. hahaha. im almost at my destination..

zzzzzz gonna make more when i arrive at my aunt's house, she got wifi there and phone batt is running low xD

See u next updates! ♥
Love u Senpais..