Mulan: *beats Luhan to every match*
Luhan: DAMMIT!! WHY YOU'RE--
Mulan: Hush bro. Guess that I'm Manlier than you..
Luhan: . . . MaNLiEr HuH??? LET'S SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I'M GOING TO TELL ABOUT YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET!!
Mulan: Lu-- You promised not to--
Luhan: Watch me.
*told the everyone that Mulan was a girl*
*Next Day*
Luhan: WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME AWAY TOO!?
Guards: We saw your cabin and there's so much girly stuffs.. we only need REAL MEN in this army
Luhan: 1st it is called HELLO KITTY, 2nd IT'S NOT GIRLY!, 3rd I'm MANLY!!
Guards: Okay whatever you say Miss.
*thrown inside the carriage cage*
Luhan: *gasps*HOW DARE YOU!! HEY GET ME OUT OF HERE!! I WILL SEEK JUSTICE YOU JERKS!!
Mulan: Oh Shut Up...you're so sassy..
Luhan: SHUT UP!
Mulan: I guess somebody's on period--
Luhan: SHUT UP OR I'LL SCRATCH YOU--
Mulan: Ooh, scratch, such a manly act--
Luhan: URRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!
Mulan: *shrugs and smirks* *coughs* Bitch
Luhan: I heard you bitch!
Mulan: Dojo, let me punch him ot I'll
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Dojo: shh keep calm Baby girl.. Confucius ma man & Homie Buddha might be mad, sister..
*Luhan still screaming and pleading on the background*
Mulan: Oh god..
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