[CMPL8] EXONARIOS 2: "Eommaya~"

Parenting: Kris without Suho

Kai: Dad.. I'm Hungry..

Kris: *attempts to cook, fed Kai burnt chicken*

Kai: What's this? *pushes the plate away* *left*

Kyungsoo: Dad. There's a PTA meeting later, please go.

Kris: *puts sunglass* PTA? Photoshoot, Talkshow & Autographs? Oh sure, you're dad is so very on with it. Call the stretcher. Tell to fetch me. Then--

Kyungsoo: It's Parents Teacher Assembly, Dad. -_-

Kris: Oh

Tao: Dad.. What is Fap? Jongdae Hyung keeps on saying that word..

Kris: O_O oh god. dont you bother be closer to Jongdae again.

Xiumin: Dad. Buing-buing~ ^v^

Kris: What the hell are you do--

Xiumin: Buing Buing.. *almost frowning*

Kris: Son, I don't under---

Xiumin: IT MEANS I WANT BAOZI!! I WISH MOM'S HERE! I HATE YOU.. 
*runs away crying*

Kris: *takes Lay to the mall........lost him*

Kris: *fell asleep*

Jongdae: *draws a dick in Kris' face using a permanent marker*

Kris: *went to work not noticing his face, got laughed at*

Kris: Augh.. Jongdaaaae

Baekhyun: DAD! I finally have my loose tooth, see? 

Kris: Where? Can Daddy see it?

Baekhyun: HERE.. *opens his mouth wide*

Kris: *quickly pulled out the loose tooth*

Baekhyun: *shrieks into his highest and sharpest pitch*

Chanyeol: DAD! LET'S PLAY FOOTBALL OUTSIDE!!

Kris: Oh sure.. Let me teach you how to play football.

Kris: *just run for 10 seconds, faints*

Kris: OOOooooh.. If it isn't my lovely daughter, Lani..

Luhan: Dad.. I'm Luhan, not Lani. And I'm a manly guy for goodness sake.

Kris: Then why are you wearing your mom's dress.

Luhan: GOODNESS DAD! It's today's fashion and it's called Baggy Pants. Ihateyou
*walks out*

Kris: *doing something byun inside his room, Sese caught him*

Sehun: wtf dad

Kris: Please don't tell mom. I'll buy you bubble tea right after this.

Sehun: Make it 20 then you're half-safe for me not to tell anyone.