If you're Exo's Killer..

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Suho: so I can have his----his black-----card. *infinite money*

Chanyeol: because he is a virus.....a happy virus (You Iz a ZoCtur/doctor/)

Xiumin: because he is a fucking immortal, HE DOESN'T AGE!! *kill le vampira!*

Chen: his species is extinct, why should we---oops he's a clown..KILL HIM WITH FIRE!!

Tao: endangered?? why the hell--HE STOLE GUCCI BAGS! He must--

Kyungsoo: because he will reign and lead an apocalypse, better safe than sorry.. *bath self in holy water*

Luhan: Because it's hunting season we should kill a deer and hang it's head on our wall

Kai: WAIT!? I CAN'T SEE HIM WHERE IS HE!? GOD! *lights torch*

Lay: *saw Lay* I can't... **kill self**

Sehun: BECAUSE..THIS... MOTHERFUCKER DOESNT NOTICE MEEEEEEE!!! *became Katniss over Sehun, shoot him with an arrow*

Kris: YOU TOO!! *same way of killing Sehun*

Baekhyun: Oh c'mon! ANything but killing a PUPPY!??? Are you nuts!?

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