Exo vs Sore Throat

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So.. I just got sore throat today and I.........love it. It hurts my throat,yeah. But I love how my voice turns into Chanyeol from having Jimin's voice.


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Suho: *cried* My voice...it's...I can't... *sniffs* 
(A/N: in reader's safety, his face has been censored due to some reasons. Thanks you.)


Tao: OH HUHUHUHU NO! GEGE!! BUY ME SOME SORETHROAT MEDS~ PLEASE! I CAN'T HAVE A VOICE LIKE THIS!!! IT WILL KILL MY IMAGE!!!
*squirming like a hen who just laid eggs*


Kris: *posts on IG* My beautiful vocals is in a seizure.. Can't talk. #SoreThroart #GetWellKris #IllbeFine


Lay: Hey guys ca--who's there?--*gasps* who's voice-- HEY STOP COPYING---*gasps* WHERE ARE YOU! FACE ME!!! *ddnt know he got sorethroat*


Chen: *testing his voice* DAMN!!!... My voice is so hot.. Lemme try.. *tries his high pitch*
Exo: *woke up* HEY!! CAN SOMEONE SHUT KRIS SINGING!?
Kris: HEY! I WAS SLEEPING TOO THAT VOICE SOUND---HEY ARE YOU INSULTING MY SINGING!?
Exo: . . . .. goodnight kris.
Kris: HEY! WHO THE HELL SAY THAT!!! FACE ME!
Chen: wtf?


 Xiumin: *clears his throat* My throat hurts.... ughh, I know... *opens the fridge* *takes out cold baozi* *ate it* *got more sore throat next day*


Kyungsoo: *not even noticed he got a sorethroat, not even talking too much, like always*


Luhan: FINALLY! JUST ABOUT TIME TO HAVE A VERY VERY MANLY VOICE!!!!
Chen: Can someone shut the doe up?
Luhan: SHUT UP!
Baek: u still sound liek geeehy~
Luhan: FUCK WITH ME MEHN~!!!
Sehun: Ewww double gehy~


Chanyeol: *has been put inside a soundproof room because he got super excited and happy for having much deeper voice, we can even hear a little bit of his voice coming from the inside even we put him there already *facepalm* *


Sehun: Oh god.. Chicks will dig this voice. Oh men, I'm even falling inlove with myself. 
Exo: *circling their finger beside their head while looking at each other referring to Sese*


Kai: I can't.. I must.. *munches chicken* ... get rid of this..
*crying while eating fried chicken* AHHH my throat hurts..


Baekhyun: *mumbling* AHhh.. If Chanyeol didn't deep--what are you all staring at?
Exo(except chanyeol): Deep--what?
Chen: Add 'throat' and you got it...
Baekhyun: NO!! I MEAN WE WE're having a contest to who got the deeper voice and then coz of that--*sighs* Your faces doesn't seem to believe me.. Wtf. *leaves*
Exo: *follows baek with a teaseful stare* Deep What???? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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