If Exo works at Starbucks

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Xiumin: drank all coffees under the counter instead giving it to customer

Kai: hotter than the coffee.. customers wants him instead

Luhan: "Miss I want--"
Ahh *clears throat* but hate to break it, but I'm a guy.
"So, whats with the hello kitty clip??" 
Hey! Isn't that Hugh Jackman?
"WHERE!?" *turns*
*quickly snatched his hairclip* Fuck why I forget about you..
"He's not there.."
What hello Kitty clip you're talking about?

Kris: autographs the cup instead putting customer's name "Yeah. You are so welcome."

Tao: got fired for quarreling with a customer because of a bag

Sehun: *imagine Taeyeon's I mv part where she entered the coffee shop and leaves while looking at the shop-manager*

Lay: forgets what coffee did the customer orders, gives her a cake instead

Chen: "Can you write in the cup, I love you, Happy monthsary -Rey, it's for my girlfriend"
Oh, okay..
Writes: "LOL, you're still going to break up sooner or later. Happy Monthsary -Rey"

Baekhyun: sweetest employee & even flirts with them

Kyungsoo: mopping the floor

Chanyeol: accidentally stabbed by kyungsoo after playing with him while he's on work, lie's bloody dead on the floor

Suho: "I bought Starbucks.........Company. LOL"

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