I thought of this joke in French class. In fact, I told it in french class, so obviously I had to come here and write it down. This is really short. So sorry. Enjoy. All Nico's POV.
"Why are we in Italy again?" Percy whined.
"My feet hurt." Leo whined.
"It's cold." Will whined.
"I wanna go home." Jason whined.
Noticing a trend? They're all whining. And all I'm trying to do is do something nice for them, but all they do is complain.
"I told you already, we're here so I can buy you authentic gelato, not the cheap crap they sell in America." I explained for about the tenth time, trying to stay calm.
"Are you sure you even know where you're going?" Jason asked.
"Trust me, I know these parts like I know--"
"Will's parts?" Leo suggested, cutting me off.
And that's why there's one unconscious body lying on the cement.
Will comes up behind me, wrapping me in a hug.
"Personally, I think Nico needs to get to know my parts a little more." Will is trying to stifle his laughter while Jason and Percy are laughing their heads off.
And that's why there are two unconscious bodies lying on the cement.
And that's my attempt at trying to be funny. Sorry it kind of sucks.
Love,
Caroline, Suckish at Writing Jokes
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Ti Amo, Will
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