Wattpad, Fix Yo Sh#t

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'Right, I haven't ranted for a while and since my laptop is being a dick I thought I should rant so, people, please disregard the spelling errors (my Word isn't working :/). Anyway this is going to be a sort of rant at Wattpad. I know that most of you re going to say that "if you hate it so much why are you on it". Bitch please! Shut up and let me rant!

# Bad categories (XxRomanticVampire)

There are way too many categories that are pretty much the same (okay maybe not too many but still). Do we really need a werewolf and Vampire category? Why can't you just have one category that says "Mythical Creatures" or something like that? Or even better, just scrape them and just put them in fantasy because it's all fantasy if you think about it.

You know what; actually, our generation has ruined vamps and werewolves' reputation for ever. Years ago, the thought of a werewolf/ vampire would send shivers down one's spine but now, we don't even take them serious; we actually want to freaking date one!

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that the categories are too similar and the werewolf and vamp categories should just go or they should be bound into one big SUPER CATEGORY!

# Fan and Library  (MyNameMyLifeMyBody1)

Right, I didn't actually notice this until MyNameMyLifeMyBody1told me (by the way your name is VERY awkward to write). Anyway, Wattpad, you need to fix this because by putting the fan and add to library button in different places you're making it VERY awkward for someone to do both because now if you want to fan the person after adding their story to your library you're going to have to come off the page which just causes unnecessary hustle that nobody needs. Just put it back because it's decreasing the chances of me getting more fans ;)

#Underline Option

I don't know if this is actually important but I'd like an underline option because if you're reading on the phone it's hard to tell when something is emphasised or not (it doesn't show bold or italics). I don’t know if anyone else will agree but I want one.

Actually on that subject, would you mind also like letting us decorate our tittles into something cool? Mhh on second thought it might just kill everything. NEVER MIND the tittle but please consider the underline option.

#See who voted

I really want to know this! I know that it tells you on your news feed but I want to be able to always know so I can keep a record of who always votes on each of the chapter I do and who doesn't. This has always bothered me so consider it POR FAVOR.

#TMI on Tumblr and Twitter

You guys need to jam it. I connected my twitter and my Tumblr to Wattpad but after a while I had to take Tumblr of because you guys were transmitting every little thing I did. People don't need to know half the things that are transmitted.

I think that you should do it so that it only shows uploads because that's what people really care about. Do you get what I mean?

# Fake people (vee_ano)

This is nothing to do with Wattpad this is just directed at the members.

People please!  You need to be real and stop acting like someone else online. There is somebody on her , and I shan't name names, who claims that he killed his parents and that he almost did the same to his gf. Bitch please, no you didn't. If you did your ass would be in jail by now. Be real. There are so many people who pretend to be "damaged" and what not just because that's the apparent trend on here but you know what? It's stupid. Act yourself or just shut up because I hate whinny little attention seekers.

Some people brag about how they cut themselves and what not and I'm just like WTF. How dare you take light of something that serious? There are people who struggle with this every day and yet you brag about it. 

KMT you need help.

PS thanks to everyone who gave me ideas and I'm sorry if your input wasn't used but I didn't know how to write about it but anywhore, THANK YOU! 

PPSS I LOVE YOU WATTPAD :D

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