Merry Christmas Eve Eve people of Wattpad. With Christmas creeping up i two days, I've decided to to a Blunder Christmas Interview special with a new favourite of meine, Jack Finch. I know that I should probably have done this like tomorrow but I couldn't wait! I had to do it so as soon as Jack sent me back the questions, I got to work.
I recently discovered Jack and his awesomeess through his story Murder at Wattpad Manor which features great Wattpaders such as Cookie, Gio and AuthorLynn. It's a very good read and I suggest you read it. At the moment he's on a new project called Six Ripples which I'm going to read just as soon as I've finished this and so should you!
Anywhore, onto the next one..
1. You sir, with the mustache, who are you?
Oh, God - I have so many alter egos. I'm a superhero known as The Jacroman, Piper Halliwell on that T.V. show Charmed, Boq in Wicked the musical, and all of my protagonists are based on me.
2. Wow you're a busy beaver! Explain your name.
My name's Jack. I like finches. FULL STOP.
3. That's beautiful. What are you asking from Santa this year?
A truckload of movie-musicals, and a new laptop - mine's falling apart. :\
4. I've finally found someone who likes musicals just as much as I do *DIES* Marry me? Speaking of Santa, how did you meet him?
I haven't yet. I'm hoping this'll be the year! ;3
5. Nyeh! I met him yesterday. How did that thing get in your bedroom?
Oh, how embarrassing. How did that get out of my cupboard. *Throws blanket over decomposing corpse. Blood from stab wounds begins to stain it.*
6. I saw nothing! Worst Christmas memory?
Apparently, when I was, like, 3, I broke my brother's firetruck toy thingie, so he got to have mine! :O I cried so much, mum tells me.
7.Lol try getting a new laptop and your little cousins stamp on it. Worst. Christmas, Ever! If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Strasbourg on the French/German border, so I can practice both languages.
8. Spaish FTW! How may fingers, thumbs and ears am I holding up?
Five-hundred fingers, twenty-five-thousand thumbs, six-hundred ears.
9. Hmm wrong again Jack, 499 fingers, 24 000 thumbs and 599 ears. Better luck next time ;) Worst ever hair decision?
I've never actually done anything wacky with my hair. I cut it with my scissors in primary school once or twice, though
. 10. Hahaha, haven't we all :D If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be?
A Shiba Inu. THEY ARE SO FREAKIN' ADORABLE!!!!!
11. Let's pretend I know what that is... Best story you've ever read?
The Picture of Dorian Gray - it was the only book Oscar Wilde wrote, guys; check it out! :D
12. Noiiceee! What Christmas food in your opinion deserves death?
Anything that involves gravy. Gravy and I had a messy break-up in the '90s. I don't really like talking about it.
13. I love gravy! What is your least favourite Christmas song?
That one on Alvin and the Chipmunks - "Christmas, Christmas, Christmastime is here..." Talk about an earworm...
14. Hehe think the 'munks killed everything :L If I was to throw Christmas-flavoured popcorn at you, how many would you catch.... IN YOUR MOUTH?
Probably none - I fail so badly at that. Wait, did you say 'Christmas-flav'-
15. Too later it's over; you lose! What do you want to be when you grow up, kiddo?
A linguist or a language teacher, specialising in French and German. And maybe Hungarian. Or Danish. Mmm... I like Danishes.
16. Hehe I want to be a SPANISH translator. Any last words?
Merry Christmas, everybody (and you, KIDmimi!)! ;P
Thankyouu JACK! Merry Christmas chipmunk :)
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