Hello, asw12347

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•The next person to be interviewed is asw1234. She is a great person to talk to and stuff so if you ever are in need of a talker she's your girl! 

•You der! Wit de bra, who are you? I'm a horse • 

That’s awesome, let’s ride…What's with the name? My dad said it was pretty

•Yes, nothing makes me aww more than the name asw12347.How did you meet Santa Clause? My brothers gonna pay why is he telling everyone

I really need to know; come on tell me! How did the squirrel get into your bathroom?

He wanted to wash his nuts

•Charming…How did you meet my mother?

She stalks me well she did

•Yeah, well she did say you were getting a little clingy. She doesn’t like that. How did the rabbit get into your bathroom?

He needed my brothers carrot

•Kinky ;). If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be and why?

On my dogs nose

•There’s nothing I love better than diving in shit too. How many fingers am I holding up?

eighty-four

•Sweet mother of Jesus, you be a witch!  What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to your hair? shaving the sides of my head after brian surgery

••Brian surgery?What is the best thing in your wardrobe?

My giraffe

••Obviously… If you could have any animal (dead or alive) as a pet what would you chose and why?

a leapracon because you can keep them in your pocket

••Strictly speaking leprechauns are animals but young lady that is not what I meant! What was/ is the best story you have ever read? •• 

the kissing booth

••Never heard of it. It sounds ULTRA GAY. What food, in your opinion, deserves death? ••

cauliflour

••I love it; you should paint it green so that it looks like broccoli. Which music genre, in your opinion, doesn’t deserve existence? ••

pointless theme tunes

••Shut up! The Phineas and Ferb theme tune is the sex! If I was throwing popcorn at you, how many do you think you would catch with your mouth? •• 

two yeah I'm amazing

••Pshh! What do you want to be when you grow up? ••

brain surgen

••Aww that’s nice. Name one thing that you wished never existed?

whoo hoo it disgusting.

••I have no Idea what that is.

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