Typical day with BTS Family

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Jungkook: Yo, can I go out?

Namjoon: Did you just "Yo" me?

Jungkook: DAD. can I go out?

Namjoon: This kid just YO me. JIN, THIS KID IS HAVING AN ATTUTUDE. COME HERE!

Jungkook: i alReaDY sAiD DAD.

Jin: *head pops out the kitchen* did you just yell + "JIN" at me!?

Namjoon: sw--sweetheart.. co--come here, please. Jungkook is--

Jin: DID YOU FUCKING YELL AND JIN AT ME!?

Jungkook: mom dad can I got out?

Jhope: *gasps hard* YOU DIRTY DIRTY MOUTHEU!!!!

Jin: I...I mean I---

Jhope: DIRTY MOUTHEU-!!!

V: *screams*

JinRapmonJhope: *got silenced and all eyes went big, looking at V*

Jungkook: guys, can I go out?

V: THERE'S A MEWTOE HERE IN THE LIVING ROOM!!! *playing pokemon go*

JHope: *gasps louder*

V: WHAT!?

JHope: no--nothing. It's just I only found a caterpie here while u got a mewtoe. Its okay. I guess youre just lucky--

V: boo u suck
*coldly faced his phone back*

Jhope: *gasps*

Rapmon: that's it. Never get close with jungkook again Tae. Ur sleeping in our room tonight--

Jimin: *shrieks* THATS MY PHONE TAEHYUNG!!!!! GIVE IT BACK TO ME-!!!! and thatmeansKookiewillbesleepingalonestartingtonight?

Yessss..

Rapmon to jimin: who the fuck are you?

Jin: NAMJOON WE TALKED ABOUT NOT BEING MEAN TO OUR SON

Rapmon: IM JUST KIDDING!!!

Jin: r u y e ll i n g at me ey???

V: *hides jimins phone behind* n--noo.. phone? What phone!? Hahaha.. i guess you're seeing things..

Jimin: TAEHYYUNG-AHHHHH

Suga: WHAT THE FUVKING FUUUUUCK! WHY IS EVERYONE SCREMING!? CANT YOU SEE THAT THERES SOMEBODY SLEEPING OVER HERE!?---

V: u too white to be seen hyung

Suga: YOU. SHUT UUUUP!!!! YOU DIPSHIT

Jimin: and too tiny too

Suga: AND WHAT ARE YOU? THE MIDGET?--YOU FUVKER-!!!

Jhope: dont screamingeu to jimin yoongi hyung.. thats bad. No fun.

Jin: LANGUAGE!!!!

Suga: LANGUAGE MY ASS!! YOU ALL GOT NO SWAEG NO SWAEG!!!

Namjoon: is he sleep talking--

Jhope: I guess--

Suga: LEAVE MY ROOM LEAVE MY ROOM OR ELSE---*thuds on the floor asleep* *snoring*

Jimin: he's sleep talking alright.

/a quick moment of silence/

Jungkook: /talks under his breath/
Alltheseuselessmotherfuckergayshitswhoneveransweredmewillsaywhat

Jin Jhope Rapmon Jimin V: what?

Jungkook: FINALLY.

Them:

Jungkook:

Them:

Jungkook: can i get the fuck out?

Them: *speechless*

Jungkook: please.

Them: *speechless*

Jungkook: silence means yes.*left*

Jimin: can i sleep at kookie's roon tonight? :D

Rapmon: no

Jimin: r000000d *stomps away*

Jin:

Rapmon: WhAT?!

V: HAHAHAHA THERES A SNORLAX LYING NEXT TO YOONGI HYUNG!!! I better catch it huehuehue

/as Tae went closer to Yoongi, yoongi quickly caught Jimin's phone at Tae's hand and smashed it into pieces on the floor without even looking/

Suga: leave my room bastards (even theyre at the livingroom)

Jhope: lol Jimin will be so mad at you

V: hihihi it's your phone anyways, not chimchim's hihihi
*runs away*

Jhope: . . . *staring at his smashed phone at suga's hand*

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