Doctor: "Any Medical Conditions?"

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Doctor: Any medical conditions?

Y/n: no

Doctor: any difficulty breathing?

Y/n: *sigh* only when these bastards are around

Y/n: *unrolled a big wallpaper of BTS infront of the doctor*

Doctor: Well . . .*smirked* sorichyeobwa all right

Y/n: what?

Doctor: momi tabeoridorok all night 

Voice the came outside the doc's office: (all night)

/doctor's office fell apart and turned into the scene of DOPE mv set/  

Policeman: Cause we got fire (fire!) Higher (higher!)  

Doctor, Racer, Police, Detective, General, Marines, Clerk: I GOTTA  MAKE IT GOTTA GOTTA MAKE IT--JJEORO!!!!

Y/n: *screaming* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

/Bitch Slapped/

Mom: HEY WAKE UP! WHAT HAPPENED! LOOK AROUND YOU! PEOPLE ARE WATCHING YOU!

Y/n: But---but mom...


Y/n and her mom were at the hospital waiting at the waiting area because Y/n got SICK (see the irony there?) and went for a check up.. Suddenly the door opened, followed by a nurse holding a list that seems to be clumsily scanning the list for the next patient. 


Nurse: uhh--Ms......*Y/n's Lastname*----The doctor's ready to see you.


Y/n stood up and left her mom at the waiting area, slowly she walked inside as the nurse closed the door from the outside. The doctor's room seems to be empty, Y/n got confused as she meekly stretched her neck upward looking for the doctor.


Y/n: *clears throat* Doc? I'm---


Suddenly a tall figure swept the shower curtain like in the clinic's room. Stepping out that seems to be a very handsome creature in a long white doctor's robe and seems to be holding a checklist. His back was facing her since he's looking down at


Y/n: *under her breath* noooooshiiiiiiit---it's HIM. Doctor---Kim---Se--

Doctor: HOLA.. MI ES DOCTOR FELIPE~COMO ESTA? HOW ARE YOU DOING ME AMORE?

Y/n: *screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


Then suddenly Y/n just woke up falling out on her bed, realizing all was just a very bad nightmare---ish. No, just a bad dream. 


Y/n stood up while rubbing her head. 


Y/n: Owww.. That hurts..


Suddenly her mom bursts out into the room..


Mom: GOOD MORNING MY BEAUTIFUL SUN----WHY IS YOUR HEAD BLEEDING!?

Y/n: What?


Shocked and at the same time nervous, Y/n felt something watery was running down on her head. She held that part and realize she must have fall into her 8feet-BASELESS-DOUBLE-DECKED BED from the top of the bed falling with her face smashed down first.


Y/n: what the----swaeg----*body thuds*


Y/n was rushed into the hospital as she felt unconscious  and later gain consciousness and woke up in a white four walled room.


Y/n: Where-----where am---I?

Voice: Oh look, she's awake. Hi ms. Y/n, I'm your doctor, mr. Kim---

Y/n: . . .

Jin: what?

Y/n: MUWAHAHAHAHAH.. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET ME THIS TIME! THIS IS A DREAM! HAHAHAHA YOURE NOT REAL! YOURE JUST A FRAGMENT OF MY---

Jin: HAHAHAH

Y/n: HAHAHAHAHAH

Jin: Yes, you're right. Infact you're just experiencing traumatic experience with a vital stat---

Y/n: IN SHORT!?

Jin: You're real self was in a coma. After having an internal bleeding in your head :) 

Y/n: But---

Jin: TOODLES~ I still have an appointment to go at the Mario world---

Y/n: N--

Y/n: I'm in a coma--

Y/n: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!


*knocking* Mom: Y/N!!!! Y/N!!!! YOU'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL! WAKE UP! WAKE UUUUUUUP!!!


Quickly woke up with a hard gasp of air.. Y/n stood up and realize that BTS' Dope MV was still playing on her laptop after falling asleep last night while studying for her quiz right now.


Mom: YOUR SCHOOL BUS IS HERE!

You: WHAT!?


Y/n quickly wiped her saliva that runs on her cheek and didn't care how she look and took her bag, jacket, quickly wore her pants didn't care if she still has this tee she wore last night and snatched the sandwich on the table, ran outside. Didn't care how she look, anyways, Y/n is pretty as fuck. She then jumped inside the bus and--


Y/n: You. Gotta. Be. Kidding. Me.

Them: Hey

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Them: Hey. R U L8 2?

Y/n: *rolled her eyes until it reaches the back of her head* I'M SO FUCKING DONE---- I WANT THIS DREAM TO END!

Rapmon: No more dream---

Y/n: SHUT UP WITH THESE PUNS!

MinHope: EVERYBODY SAY NO~

Y/n: OH MY GOD!

VKook: We ROR~ We ROR~ We ROR~

Y/n: Seriously guys. Please. I need to wake up now---

Suga: Fuhrr---- Everything.. Fuhrrr---Everything

Y/n: Sigh.

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