BANGTANARIOS 4

BTS as DAD of your Child: RAPMON

/with photos below/

• No matter how busy he is he would drop everything for the sake of his child's easy piecy coloring homework...(he could might broke too much crayola than his child would)

• your child would have Namjoon's IQ.....so let's just expect that your child might answer back with a few weird answers that he caught from namjoon

• He likes carrying your child around

• Namjoon "it makes me feel like a dad..."

You: You really are a dad Namjoon.

*then a logical debate starts*

• He would be so sensitive to her/him like "Honey I think she's having a fever" "Honey isn't it today her school performance?"

• Namjoon would also become a multi-tasker

You: Honey--where's the ba---WHAT ARE YOU

Namjoon: Relax.. I'm eating while holding the baby

You: GIVE ME THE BABY!!!

• Yes. He's still that clumsy idiotic type that just become a dad

• NEVER leave Namjoon alone with your baby.

• "STOP TOSSING YOUR CHILD LIKE THAT YOU MIGHT NOT CATCH HIM!"

• "what?"

• "GET YOUR FUCKING EYES ON THE BABY!!!!"

• You: Namjoon, you really might know that babies don't eat hard foods like--

Namjoon: But hon, he needs proteins

You: THEY DON'T HAVE TEETH.

Namjoon: Then let me chew it for them, as what this article says Parent birds chew the food before they feed it to their---

You: FOR FUCKSAKE (mouthing)

Namjoon: No?---okay. Then he could have my beer.

You: NAMJOON!

Namjoon: Hahaha just kidding~

• Using his creativeness, Namjoon's stupid but seems to work actions might help (like what in the picture shows)

• Facepalming ideas sprouting everywhere

• Whenever you starts to mock him, a logical explanation would come next

• Everyday he would taught your child these 4 WORD golden rule in your family. 

UNCLE JIMIN. GOT. NO. JAMS."