*Melody sets camera up on stand and tries to angle it while Callister impatiently waits in his seat*
Callister: UGHHHH! Melody hurry up! I don't have time for this! I gotta go and read my script for the next chapter of the story!
*Melody turns around and begins to laugh her butt off*
Melody: HAHAHAHAHA! You back in the story! Dude, you died! Didn't you read the authors note I left at the end?
Callister: Um..... no, hey, wait a minute! I'm dead! But, I'm the most iconic character in the story! I can't die!
*Melody rolls her eyes and pats his head*
Melody: Yeah yeah, keep telling yourself that.
*Clicks the record button and sits down*
Melody: Hey guys! I'm Melody Rose and today I have Callister with me!
Callister: Hey.
Melody: So I've decided sense Callister has been getting some attention lately, I'm going to ask him a few questions.
Callister: Wait, I thought you said we would be doing a cha--
Melody: Anyways, to start it off, how did you become so evil?
Callister: I'm not evil, I'm actually a very nice guy! I like nice long walks on the beach and I lov--
Melody: This isn't a dating service! Now, answer the question!
Callister: I've already told you I'm not e--
Melody: I'm not taking that as an answer! Look, I could be doing something productive right now and I don't want you to waste my time, ok bud! Now, answer the question!
Callister: *Sigh* I became evil because (Y/N) or The Reader didn't show me enough love or affection.
Melody: Great answer! Now, how did you fall in love with (Y/N)?
Callister: Ok, first off, I don't actually love her. I had to act like it because you told me too. And second, I already like someone else.
*Melody begins to get upset and glares daggers at Callister*
Melody: We could do this the easy way or we could do this the hard way, your pick!
Callister: Ok ok! Um, I guess I like her because of the way she acts and how she's so friendly to people and, um....
*Callister looks at Melody with a blush as he looks into her eyes*
Melody: Um, are you ok? You're kinda pink.
Callister: Hehehe, sorry. I guess I kinda went into space there for a moment.
Melody: Ok, next question! Why do you hate Garroth so much?
Callister: Well, I actually don't have anything against him, but I guess I despise him?
Melody: Good enough answer for me! Now, ever since you were introduced to the series you have so many fans!
Callister: Really? Wow, I thought they would all hate me, but oh well, guess I was wrong.
Melody: Here's a lovely poem from a fan by the name Breezyp2
Callister: Can't wait to hear it.
Melody: Roses are red... Calli is dead :)
*Callister sits there terrified and wide eyes*
Melody: So, what did you think?
Callister: Um........
Melody: He's speechless! That's when you know it's good! Anyways, how about we get on to some more questions! Sound good?
Callister: Um yeah, sure.
Melody: Great, so, do you think Garroth and (Y/N) will end up together?
Callister: Um, I think so? Hey, don't you know that, sense you're like the writer and everything.
Melody: Oh, of course I know what will happen, but I just wanted to see what your opinion on the matter was.
Callister: Thought so.
Melody: Anyways, sense we are on the topic of the two love birds, do you ship them?
Callister: Ship?
Melody: OMG, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHIPPING IS?! HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE!?
Callister: Um, I don't know.
Melody: Ugh..... I gotta explain it now, don't I?
Callister: Yep!
Melody: Ok, so shipping is when you think that two people would make a really cute couple and you give them a ship name, for example Aaron and Aphmau is Aarmau, capeesh?
Callister: Oh, well in that case, I think I do?
Melody: Good answer! Now, we have a letter from a fan that we got right after I published the 17th chapter of the story. Would you like to hear it?
Callister: Um, ok?
Melody: Dear Callister,
Never come across me again, cause my Bae will come after you in your sleep.
Toddles!
With Hate, DCPFUDOR
Callister: *Sigh* Should've expected that.
Melody: Anyways, why don't I ask you one last question.
Callister: Ok, go for it.
Melody: How did you meet (Y/N)?
Callister: Um, well, I don't really know because it was never said in the bo--
Melody: Stop ignoring the question and give me the answer!
Callister: Ok! I met her on the first day of Highschool, there, you happy!
Melody: But how?
Callister: She dropped her book when she entered the class room and I happened to spot her dropping it. So like the gentleman I am, decided to help her and we basically became friends from there.
Melody: Anyways, hoped you guys enjoyed the exclusive interview with Callister and I'll cya guys later, and remember, stay beautiful! Bai!
*Melody walks up to the camera, but before she stops it from recording she looks at Callister*
Melody: By the way, who do you like?
Callister: Huh?
Melody: You said you liked someone else, but never said who.
*Callister smirks mischievously and walks up to Melody pulling her close to him*
Callister: How about I show you~...
*Before anything else happens the recording mysteriously ends*
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