"Are we really gonna ignore the fact that Steve just said 'Language'?"
"Sorry it just slipped out."
"But you still said it."
"Tony, I said I was sorry, would you let it go already?"
"Ooh, going all Captain on my ass? Bold move Rogers."
"Don't do this now, Stark, we're in the middle of a mission, for Heaven's sake."
"I'll do this whenever I want to do this, Captain, you may be the leader but you don't control me."
*Powerful blasts and cracks and booms*
"Stark, you shouldn't do that."
"Do what?"
*more blasts*
"Do that!"
"Rogers, I swear to God-"
"Oh my God, you all are so immature!"
"Like you're any better, Widow?"
"Hawkeye I swear to God, if you don't shut up, you'll-"
"Be in the doghouse for a week, yeah, I know."
"You four should really focus on the HYDRA shooting at you."
"Stay out of this Thor!"
"Don't go bringing him into this, Stark, you know exactly what happened."
"You stole my last piece, Rogers and you didn't even say sorry! What kind of heartless bastard does that?"
"Language!"
"Oh and here we go again!"
*Tony and Steve continue on in the background*
"Oh dear God they're gonna go all night!"
"You wanna drown them out later with freaky ass movie that scares the shit out of you?"
"I like the way you think, Hawkeye."
"My pleasure Widow. Watch your left!"
*Twang* *Smack* *Thud*
"Thanks, Barton."
"Anytime, Romanoff."
"Now let's take out the trash!"
*Meanwhile inside the HYDRA base*
"Who is it?"
"Sir, it's the Avengers."
"Hold them."
".................................... It's the Avengers!!"
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Tales of the Teenage Avengers And Agents Of SHIELD
RandomOkay, so, here's the run down. An alternative universe where the Avengers are in their teenage years and living together. Any lovers and/or other people will also be included. Pairings including but not limited to: Clintasha, Thor/Jane, Steve/Tony...
