i have this friend i want to complain about then I'll tell you about all the special snowflakes at my school
i sit with this friend at lunch and such and she's mostly okay but sometimes she complains about her dad yelling about stuff a lot at home but heRES THE THING
SHE IDENTIFIES AS GENDERFLUID (although she literally told me she's not so idk) AND HER DAD IS FINE WITH IT
BUT OH NO HE YELLS A FEW TIMES A MONTH AND SHE COMPLAINS FOR AN ENTIRE SEMESTER
MY DAD LITERALLY SLAPPED ME WHEN HE FOUND OUT ABOUT ME QUESTIONING MY SEXUALITY LAST SUMMER AND IM STILL GETTING SHIT FOR IT
LIKE
STOP
okay that's it now listen to me complain about special snowflakes
1) the freakinG ORIGINAL
there's this entire genre of emo girls or parodies of thus in a grade below me and apparently they look up to me because i look cool or was emo last year ?? my meme friend parker knows them and he said they think im cool b/c i have colored hair and play bass and ukulele and they follow me eveRYWHERE ITS ANNOYING
I STOPPED LISTENING TO TØP BECAUSE THEY SAW ME WEAR A SHIRT ONE DAY AND THEY ALL WORE SHIRTS AND THE NEXT WEEK THEY WORE ALL BAND SHIRTS AND DELIBERATELY WALKED AROUND ME THE ENTIRE DAY HECK
but there's this one chubby mexican girl with a freaking Luna ukulele and she doeSNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY
I BRING MY MAHOLO (a very good uke if you don't care about messing it up it for beginners) TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I GO TO AN OLD PEOPLE HOME AFTER CLASS AND PLAY IT FOR MY GRANDMOTHER WHO HAS FUCKING D E M E N T I A AND THIS GIRL BUYS A FIFTY DOLOR UKE SO I'LL NOTICE HER OR SO SHE CAN BE LIKE ME IM LIKE
S T O P
AND THE SAME KID ALWAYS HANGS AROUND IN EARSHOT OF ME SO I CAN HEAR HER TALK ABOUT TWENTY ONE PILOTS AND SUPERNATURAL
IF YOU WANT TO GET MY ATTENTION JUST BE NICE AMD ORIGINAL PLS
2)the randoms xD
There's a sub genre of emos in my school who aren't really depressed emos but they're more edgy if anything
i dont have instagram but if I did I feel like i could find their profiles and the bio would be something like 'Elizabeth, 13, love pizza and music !! JUST SOME RANDOM GIRL XD' or '💕💕if you cant handle me at my worst you dont deserve me at my best😎😋, looking for a bf'
like,,wow youre so original and random
3)actually it's me and my friends
were all just clinically depressed or have a severe form of anxiety and most of us have the same psychiatrist but we cover it up with irony it's giving funny
my friend parker actually got me a huge framed picture of
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for a Christmas present
i have to hold it in both hands that's how big it is
