reasons you should totally not love me

high 3/09

i was brushing my teeth last night and i had a moment of thought

that second of thinking that only stoners have

i was like wow there could be a much more efficient way to brush your teeth

what if in the future there is

and what if aliens

are breeding us as an experiment

to see how fast society can progress on earth

and there's some alien guard watching the security video of me brushing my teeth

and they're like "jeez only in the 21st century ffs how long is it gonna take for them to invent a new way of brushing their teeth this way is so primitive"

i think i inhaled too much paint fumes