i like how

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the first few weeks of relationships are all like "oh i love you i wish to never be apart for my heart would break a thousand times" and then after that its like "hey you ugly gorilla just fuck me and buy me food already"

i like how i can identify a vine by just a snapshot of it

i like how no matter how hard i try i cant accomplish anything like shiT sorry im such a screw up

i like how some shows do really dumb and obvious product placements and it just adds to the humor

i like how my mom yells at me for being sensitive about getting yelled at by my dad

idk man ive just been having bad anxiety all day and i want to sleep for the longest time possible

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