reasons you should totally not love me

generic

hecK im an over sharer so here is yet a n o t h e r thing nobody tagged me in enjoy

full name

-edie danger (insert last name)

zodiac

-scorpio

three fears

-having all of my friendships turning out to be unrequited

-really loud noises

-chickens

three things i love

-violin music

-vaporwave/80s aesthetics

-the smell of cigar smoke

best pal on wattpad

-i don't really know b/c nobody but if someone would like to be my pal i won't complain

last song i listened to

-you reposted in the wrong club by SHOKK

four turn ons

sarcastic humor that isn't rude

real nice collar bones

contiguous smiles

heck load of confidence

four turn offs

being mean to strangers

using the same meme or joke over and over

constantly complaining about how bad they look

passive aggressiveness

shirt color

light grey

piercings/tattoos

nah but hopefully both later in life

reason i joined wattpad

smutty johnlock ngl

how i feel rn

radio static

something i really really want

strawberry jello and a pony

relationship status

single but still flirting with literally everyone

or;

meaning behind my username

idk space aesthetics i guess

fav movies