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raylee | lewis
❝hey, sandra. this is your number, right?❞
❝uh, no?❞
❝no? dang, i swear it was what i wrote on my hand . . . oh well, sorry.❞
❝. . .❞
❝i take it as a good sign that you haven't hung up on me yet . . . so how are you?❞
❝i'm sick, stranger.❞
❝you know, a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way.❞
❝. . .❞
❝. . .❞
❝did you just quote fucking mary poppins?❞
❝dang, i thought it would go unnoticed.❞
❝. . .❞
❝. . .❞
❝what's wrong with you?❞
❝excuse me, but . . . literally nobody's perfect?❞
❝. . . what the actual hell, is that hannah montana?❞
❝dude, seriously. it's not my fault you know disney. not my fault at all.❞
❝. . .❞
❝i'm getting the 'i don't like you' vibes right now. am i right?❞
❝it's not that i don't like you . . .❞
❝mmm . . . i like which way this is going.❞
❝i just hate you a little bit.❞
❝damn, spoke too soon.❞
❝yes. yes you did. now goodbye stranger and good riddance. you'll need it.❞
❝no, i don-❞
❝. . .❞
❝t. fuck.❞
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Short Storyonce upon a time there was a hyper disney fangirl who called her friend, only to end up talking to a cynical world famous singer named lewis instead. rankings: short story 1 humor 1
