once upon a time there was a hyper disney fangirl who called her friend, only to end up talking to a cynical world famous singer named lewis instead.
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raylee | lewis | miss dayholt
❝hello?❞
❝hey.❞
❝yes? i was getting my beauty sleep. pun intended, ha.❞
❝what? it's twelve pm, sleeping beauty.❞
❝i know i'm a beauty, no need to repeat.❞
❝jesus christ, get dressed.❞
❝el-oh-el, if you think i'm getting out of this bed to get dressed up for nothing, then you should think twice. i knew you had a few screws loose, but i didn't know you were complete off the bonkers. then again, i guess the best people are, but i'm not getting out of this bed.
❝. . .❞
❝it's saturday and i'm never going to leave. i'm staying forever.❞
❝. . .❞
❝honey, open the door! it's ringing.❞
❝what?❞
❝you heard me.❞
❝. . . fine!❞
❝. . .❞
❝no one can seem to give me a break nowadays. not you, not mom and certainly not this person behind this stupid door.❞
❝. . .❞
❝why does everyone have to be this way? i didn't ask for this life, and now i feel like a damn door opener!❞
"hey."
". . . oh, it's you."
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