once upon a time there was a hyper disney fangirl who called her friend, only to end up talking to a cynical world famous singer named lewis instead.
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raylee | lewis
❝you didn't!❞
❝what?❞
❝oh my god! you asshole.❞
❝thanks.❞
❝i don't want it.❞
❝no returnings.❞
❝lewis, are you out of your mind? why would you-❞
❝because you've been my closest friend for awhile now and you deserved it. i noticed you ogling that thing when you visited new york.❞
❝a car. really? i'm not a charity case.❞
❝i know. if kylie jenner can get cars on her birthday, then why can't you?❞
❝eh, because for the first, i'm not kylie fucking jenner. second, i'm not kylie fucking jenner.❞
❝agree. she's a bit overrated anyway.❞
❝back to the point, please. why do you have to be so extra?❞
❝i'm not extra.❞
❝a fucking car is extra.❞
❝i'm rich.❞
❝i don't give a shit. you don't get to pull the rich card every time you come in a situation where you have to use money.❞
❝i don't do that?❞
❝uh yes, you do!❞
❝not as i can remember.❞
❝really . . . okay, fine. let's compromise, at least.❞
❝sure. pretend like it's not a huge wound to my heart.❞
❝you'll survive, fat cat. anyway. take your gift back and we'll compromise. we buy each other gifts on each other's birthdays for under the fifty dollars.❞
❝fat cat?❞
❝yes. he's a manipulating, scheming, blackmailing ass. anyone that fits the description? you.❞
❝you're comparing me to a . . . fat cat?❞
❝yes?❞
❝but i'm not even fat.❞
❝. . .❞
❝so if i refuse, then?❞
❝then nothing. it would only make me dissapointed.❞
❝. . . okay, we have a deal.❞
❝good. now tell your freaking bodyguard to move his ass and the car away from the parking lot and scram away.❞
❝sure.❞
❝good! have a nice day you scheming human being.❞
❝have a nice day.❞
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