once upon a time there was a hyper disney fangirl who called her friend, only to end up talking to a cynical world famous singer named lewis instead.
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raylee | lewis
❝ hello?❞
❝you know what? i feel like murdering someone specific right now.❞
❝oh, want to talk about it?❞
❝yeah. she's a readhead, wears too bright clothes, really short. know of anyone that fits the description?❞
❝i don't understand what you're saying when you say short. it doesn't exist in my vocabulary.❞
❝i'm not going to explain it.❞
❝so you know how i look?❞
❝yeah. searched you up when my mother told me your name. you know, she was wondering why i didn't know it myself. raylee dayholt. hm . . .❞
❝it doesn't take rocket science to figure out how you know. by the way, i didn't ask who told you, smartass.❞
❝why did you tell her i was into disney? now it has made her question my sexuality.❞
❝what? you know, wait, don't answer that.❞
❝i wasn't planning on it either!❞
❝chill, man. it's not going to be the end of you.❞
❝best for you.❞
❝you know what? you deserved it, drama queen. i've tried to be nice to you. for fucks sake, just a week ago, i pretended to be your lame lying fake girlfriend. and what do i get in return? nothing. you've been nothing but a moody, judgemental jackass who's only thinking about you!❞
❝don't shout into the phone. my head hur-❞
❝i'm not finished. i get that i can be annoying sometimes, but your attitude towards me is not justified. so you don't get to be angry at me for telling your mom that you're not a soulless person as she originally thought. god, i don't understand what sandra sees in you.❞
❝what? sandra?❞
❝yes, i've told sandra about you. she found your style attractive, but i just find it plain horrible.❞
❝i'm sorry.❞
❝. . .❞
❝. . .❞
❝okay, so lewis leclercq just apologised to me? tell me another joke.❞
❝you know my last name?❞
❝i had to address her in some way, didn't i?❞
❝and you're not any different?❞
❝except wanting to curse you out, no. i'm not any different. why would i be different towards you?❞
❝because . . . i don't know.❞
❝. . . oh.❞
❝but i'm sorry okay? i suck at this. i've always had problem socialising with others. so i just figured that being rude is better.❞
❝some people don't think it's an attribute.❞
❝well, i don't give a shit if people don't think it's an attribute. well, i have to because it is something i must do.❞
❝i'm not saying you should change. but you should reconsider the way you're living.❞
❝. . .❞
❝. . . so everything is good between us? this fight you've started is over?❞
❝this fight that i have started? you idiot. i don't start fights, but i do finish them.❞
❝marie? seriously?❞
❝what?❞
❝nothing. got to go, raylee.❞
❝bye.❞
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dedicated to @kkaebsongwriter because you're "introducing" me to this exo band. also, you're pretty cool to talk to, heh!!
